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Debbie and Ray are so pleased the warmer weather has arrived, they can finally afford to eat today.
09/05/22 12:01:30
After forty years of marriage Debbie had had enough of George and was going to stab him.Luckily he was standing next to the bread bin and held up the loaf.Her maternal instincts kicked in and she made a sandwich.
09/05/22 13:21:15
"It's old , wrinkled , smells a bit and is past its sell by date but I married him for life."
09/05/22 12:08:51
"It's remarkable, Dave, my 12 inch sub is exactly the same length as your 12 inch penis."
09/05/22 12:13:50
"Oh shit Dave!! I've just realised, I left my stash of skunk in your mum's salad drawer."
09/05/22 12:05:52
"Those painkillers must really work, I've just bit my bloody thumb off."
09/05/22 13:11:43
"Hahaha, that stingy Sue. Thinks she's funny handing out these tiny little sandwiches every time we come to tea.""We'll teach her... I've just pissed on her upholstery!""Me too."
09/05/22 13:36:00
They're not stupid, they're just one sandwich short of a picnic.
09/05/22 12:35:10
"There we go... Saved to camera roll"
09/05/22 12:01:24
"Says here, 'Have you considered 'the health benefits of fasting'?'"
09/05/22 15:30:52
Mary was quite happy to share her sandwich but the thing was Thing wasn't.
09/05/22 15:20:49
George cracks the same ‘I’m a Hovis Witness’ line every time….
09/05/22 14:58:03
- It's really crusty Norman it might hurt my lips- That's why we have KY Jelly
09/05/22 14:32:22
2032: "Have whole baguettes gotten smaller? Or were they always this big?"
09/05/22 12:13:08
''Do you know what, Martha? I haven't laughed so much since I ate that pork pie twelve months ago.''
09/05/22 12:04:46
"REALLY enjoy your food again with Fixodent - now with added nitrous oxide!"
09/05/22 12:02:59
''Check the sell-by-date. That sandwich looks a bit funny.''
09/05/22 12:01:43
Cheese!
09/05/22 12:00:16
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