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Blind Spot
13/05/22 8:41:46
"Which postman is clearer? The one on the left, or the one on the right?"
13/05/22 8:00:45
His bark's worse than his sight
13/05/22 8:19:23
''Have you seen that photo before?''
13/05/22 8:31:16
#Thinks.She's one hot bitch , shame she's a pointer.
13/05/22 8:19:19
"Could you please read the first line again, but this time would you please take off your dog mask?"
13/05/22 8:10:31
''Your sight is too bad for glasses. I suggest you apply for a guide human.''
13/05/22 8:23:12
Watchdog
13/05/22 8:06:39
"These glasses won't do, your hand looks massive."
13/05/22 8:00:32
Rex-ray specs
13/05/22 9:51:19
"Oh, yes, I can see your wedding ring now ... Bitch."
13/05/22 8:13:34
“I can’t read so what’s the point?”
13/05/22 8:07:25
Optician's lab
13/05/22 8:06:19
F-E-T-C-H... " Come back sir, it's not finished".
13/05/22 8:05:27
"She's not the best optician but I can't stop wagging my tail when she strokes my ears."
13/05/22 8:05:12
Now that screen there will show the Cat scan but just relax it's not what you think.
13/05/22 8:00:46
"I'm sorry, I'm finding it hard to concentrate on the chart. Your perfume smells like my last girlfriend's arse. I can also tell you're on heat and haven't had sex in weeks."
13/05/22 11:10:50
-"Okay, Mr Wall. Can you tell me which of the images is brighter?"-"Sausages."-"There are no sausages, Mr Wall. It's car or tree. Try again."-"Sausages."This is why dogs no longer have eye tests.
13/05/22 8:24:31
"I can assure you your eyesight is fine and there is a reason why you can't see your balls."
13/05/22 8:10:19
"I'm sure my eyes have worsened because I keep barking up the wrong tree"
13/05/22 8:06:47
Vision Rexpress
13/05/22 8:06:00
Rexsavers
13/05/22 8:05:43
See Spot See
13/05/22 8:01:20
Lab test.
13/05/22 8:00:08