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"I just spotted some ridiculous hare in the mirror" "Well wear a hat or get it cut, Donald"
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Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 1059Zak Toby1998

"I just spotted some ridiculous hare in the mirror"
"Well wear a hat or get it cut, Donald"

08/05/22 20:03:49

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 9800Vivvy En

"Too much covfefe, Melania."

08/05/22 20:56:31

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5336Scrijjy Doo

"Get a load of the pink clown," said the bunny.

08/05/22 20:09:08

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It is said the bunny. --Barrie Bullock
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23894Stephen Bean

"I built this wall you know."

08/05/22 20:00:07

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Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 1059Zak Toby1998

"I think I've had my drink spiked and I'm hallucinating, Melania, I'm sure of it"
"What makes you think that, Donald?"
"Well... You never had a wart on your cock before"

08/05/22 20:12:11

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"Melania, I think I had my drink spiked and I started hallucinating so that's why I started repeating "Stop the Steal! Stop the Steal!" and then later I found out that they'd stormed the US Capitol building. I think the entire mob had had the... --Glyn Evans
alexandra ball Vote score: 1867alexandra ball

The Trumps certainly eat at the classiest places.

08/05/22 20:03:22

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 1059Zak Toby1998

"No, Donald, I said I'm excited at your election"

08/05/22 20:39:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 14040Mr Dome

- Trump?
- yes, so glad I didn't follow through

08/05/22 20:09:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23894Stephen Bean

To pee or not toupee

08/05/22 20:04:39

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22573John Glover

"Excuse me love, what would you charge me to piss on a bed."

09/05/22 2:09:09

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12586Al Overy

"I'm winning bigly in the runoff!" declared Donald.

08/05/22 21:00:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23894Stephen Bean

The buck plops here

08/05/22 20:16:58

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 7178Karyn Harrison

"This restroom is so inclusive. I see ladies, gents, rabbits ..."

"... and I see an incompetent idiot!"

08/05/22 20:14:40

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9839Glyn Evans

"My blue cube isn't working very well on my ballot paper, can I use yours?"

08/05/22 20:04:31

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9948Hercules Rockefeller

"Elon might actually let me back on twitter. Ain't that a pisser?"

08/05/22 20:01:16

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3701Willie Johnson

He just had to check who had the bigger one.

09/05/22 13:48:39

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13236Neil Mackenzie

Donald knew by the way the Easter Bunny was ignoring him that he had voted for Biden. He added him to the list with Father Christmas, Jack Frost and the Tooth Fairy.

09/05/22 13:29:33

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5336Scrijjy Doo

The Trump Presidential Library

08/05/22 21:06:52

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1393Charles Gilbert

Donnie Darko 2:

The quickening.

08/05/22 20:52:31

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5336Scrijjy Doo

Melania's official duty is to shake His Royal Penis for 5 minutes until it stops dripping.

08/05/22 20:19:58

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He has a special button installed to call her --Glyn Evans
Vivvy En Vote score: 9800Vivvy En

"...and the big piggy went wee wee wee all the way up the wall."

08/05/22 20:07:36

 
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