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"Its amazing how you managed to splice seagull and velociraptor DNA together professor, but are you sure its safe?"  "Yes, as long as you dont run out of chips."
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 23076Stephen Bean

"It's amazing how you managed to splice seagull and velociraptor DNA together professor, but are you sure it's safe?"

"Yes, as long as you don't run out of chips."

14/01/22 12:00:09

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"Oh Yes," said Ford. "It’s perfectly safe - it’s just US who are in trouble." :^) --Crunchy Chords
Chris Keegan Vote score: 11778Chris Keegan

What is it with birds and botox?

14/01/22 13:28:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 20726Dave Bryan

TEN SECONDS EARLIER

''Excuse me, sir, smoking is not allowed on the bird reserve.''

14/01/22 12:04:13

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28245Ian Skelding

“Has anyone seen my Lacrosse racket?”

14/01/22 12:10:37

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"I told you not to use Leslie Ash's plastic surgeon."

14/01/22 12:38:24

 
Al Overy Vote score: 11700Al Overy

BREAKING - Cambridge boffins under fire over 'pointless' experiment to see how many Big Mac Meals it takes to choke a pelican.

14/01/22 12:11:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23076Stephen Bean

"Hey, would you like to be on our basketball team?"

"Sure, what position?"

"The net."

14/01/22 12:06:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

Up next on Channel 5, Top 10 Theresa May impressions...

14/01/22 12:50:36

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"I used to look like you. That was until I fell asleep next to that f*cking blind man who started making balloon animals in the park."

14/01/22 12:09:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13808Mr Dome

Have it back, it's from KFC

14/01/22 13:10:44

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6537Tosser Wivlov

You fool I said we should go to the park and catch flies.

14/01/22 13:09:32

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 7012Karyn Harrison

"BASTARD!"

14/01/22 12:15:32

 
Al Overy Vote score: 11700Al Overy

"Hey! That was for Boris!"

"Nah. He's had his chips."

14/01/22 12:00:48

 
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