super vote: ( left this week)
This photo is more than three days old, so captioning is over
"Are you still glad that you refused to pay for a £5000 wedding dress, Daddy?"
14/01/22 20:10:11
{how lucky can one man get?... winning the lottery and having a stripper fall in love with me in the same week}
15/01/22 0:36:52
"Everyone is looking at us.""Well it is my wife's funeral "
14/01/22 20:12:02
She's hoping the heartattack will happen before they get to the bedroom.
14/01/22 20:04:18
"Does anyone have any objections? Speak now or forever hold your tongue.""Err...Just one minor objection from me...Could you get rid of that friggin' bouquet, please."
14/01/22 20:22:46
"Do you think the Emperor will like my dress?"
14/01/22 20:14:22
"Delivery for Prince Andrew ."
14/01/22 20:08:44
What happens in Vegas, eventually ends up on Caption Me.
14/01/22 23:31:11
"Sir, are you giving away the bride?""Hell no. She's £20 per half hour, or £100 overnight. Kinky stuff is extra."
14/01/22 20:35:30
"Giving your granddaughter away, well, it's hard."
15/01/22 1:13:46
I'm not happy about dad marrying a stripper but I shall draw a veil over it.
14/01/22 20:25:44
“Bear with me Arthur.”“Call me old fashioned Tracey but I’ll just keep clothes on thanks.”
14/01/22 20:05:36
"Dad, can you see Carl at the Altar? How does he look?""He's naked and he's got a stiffy. Honestly Julia, this themed wedding of yours is starting to make me feel uncomfortable."
14/01/22 20:01:20
Nudely wed
14/01/22 20:00:09
Something old..something blue.
Avid train spotter Dave was left feeling a little disappointed.
14/01/22 20:20:50
The x-Ray glasses are wonderful but I tend to close one eye.
14/01/22 20:20:03
''Love's got nothing to do with it. She's only marrying him because he won the caption league.''
14/01/22 20:03:33
Bride of Lucky
14/01/22 20:00:25
You should never let the groom choose the wedding dress.
14/01/22 20:00:11
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