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"Do you have anything to confess?""Well, recently I have been spending a lot of time on caption.me..."
16/01/22 8:22:34
When you arrive home from work and realise your whole house has been burgled.
16/01/22 8:15:48
"I'd like to confess that it was me that crapped in the Pope's slipper can I be forgiven.""I forgive you .... but I'm only a cat so you had best let the Pope know and see what he says."
16/01/22 8:07:04
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been 8 lives since my last confession."
16/01/22 9:02:43
''Would you like to join our church, my son?''''No thanks, I don't like the dogma.''
16/01/22 8:13:57
''Please help me to get off the caption site, father. Having to read all those dreadful puns is like being in purrgatory.''
16/01/22 8:02:33
"This is ironic, but my confession involves what I did in your confession box last time..."
16/01/22 16:17:22
"God mews in mysterious ways."
16/01/22 8:26:28
Catolicism
16/01/22 8:00:10
- Which miracle can God perform for you today, Mrs Wilkins?- Well I don't know where to start - my husband, my job, my kitchen. You know father sometimes I wish I was a cat
16/01/22 9:14:50
"I've sworn off birds alright but I do spend a lot of time trying to rub myself up against members of the congregation...""Well, you are a priest."
16/01/22 8:15:36
"I lusted after my neighbor's tuna."
16/01/22 17:49:43
The Cowl and The Pussycat
16/01/22 9:36:25
So tell me does your God in Heaven have a tin opener?
16/01/22 8:00:17
"Sorry father, I'm an Evangelical. We don't sin."
16/01/22 17:53:50
So God threw Lucifer out of Heaven.. When did he let him back in again?
16/01/22 11:10:52
I don’t want to go because I’ve heard all dogs go to Heaven.
16/01/22 11:06:24
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned by attending parties at 10 Downing Street."
16/01/22 10:43:17
"Hi, could I have two first class stamps please"
16/01/22 9:39:40
"I know it's an open prison but I still don't like visiting father"
16/01/22 9:18:37
“You need to confess Father, was it you who sanctioned the painting of the fence?”
16/01/22 9:05:49
''Would you like to come into the box and I'll hear your confession, Tom?''''I'd rather not, Father Schrodinger.''
16/01/22 8:40:42
"Oh f@ck I have got the key stuck in the door. Don't worry Tiddles I shall get it open to let you out soon"
16/01/22 8:14:18
Miaow culpa, miaow maxima culpa.
16/01/22 8:12:34
"Piss off cat you will give me away ,I have a chance of winning the annual Vatican hide and seek competition. "
16/01/22 8:10:22
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