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James Lennox Vote score: 11534James Lennox

"Do you have anything to confess?"

"Well, recently I have been spending a lot of time on caption.me..."

16/01/22 8:22:34

 
Tony S Vote score: 5119Tony S

When you arrive home from work and realise your whole house has been burgled.

16/01/22 8:15:48

 
Tony S Vote score: 5119Tony S

"I'd like to confess that it was me that crapped in the Pope's slipper can I be forgiven."
"I forgive you .... but I'm only a cat so you had best let the Pope know and see what he says."

16/01/22 8:07:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11534James Lennox

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been 8 lives since my last confession."

16/01/22 9:02:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21436Dave Bryan

''Would you like to join our church, my son?''

''No thanks, I don't like the dogma.''

16/01/22 8:13:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21436Dave Bryan

''Please help me to get off the caption site, father. Having to read all those dreadful puns is like being in purrgatory.''

16/01/22 8:02:33

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12589Al Overy

"This is ironic, but my confession involves what I did in your confession box last time..."

16/01/22 16:17:22

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23895Stephen Bean

"God mews in mysterious ways."

16/01/22 8:26:28

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12589Al Overy

Catolicism

16/01/22 8:00:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 14040Mr Dome

- Which miracle can God perform for you today, Mrs Wilkins?
- Well I don't know where to start - my husband, my job, my kitchen. You know father sometimes I wish I was a cat

16/01/22 9:14:50

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12589Al Overy

"I've sworn off birds alright but I do spend a lot of time trying to rub myself up against members of the congregation..."

"Well, you are a priest."

16/01/22 8:15:36

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5338Scrijjy Doo

"I lusted after my neighbor's tuna."

16/01/22 17:49:43

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12589Al Overy

The Cowl and The Pussycat

16/01/22 9:36:25

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13236Neil Mackenzie

So tell me does your God in Heaven have a tin opener?

16/01/22 8:00:17

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5338Scrijjy Doo

"Sorry father, I'm an Evangelical. We don't sin."

16/01/22 17:53:50

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13236Neil Mackenzie

So God threw Lucifer out of Heaven.. When did he let him back in again?

16/01/22 11:10:52

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13236Neil Mackenzie

I don’t want to go because I’ve heard all dogs go to Heaven.

16/01/22 11:06:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 35757Tony Edwards

"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned by attending parties at 10 Downing Street."

16/01/22 10:43:17

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4658Mark Wilson

"Hi, could I have two first class stamps please"

16/01/22 9:39:40

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4658Mark Wilson

"I know it's an open prison but I still don't like visiting father"

16/01/22 9:18:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28579Ian Skelding

“You need to confess Father, was it you who sanctioned the painting of the fence?”

16/01/22 9:05:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21436Dave Bryan

''Would you like to come into the box and I'll hear your confession, Tom?''

''I'd rather not, Father Schrodinger.''

16/01/22 8:40:42

 
Tony S Vote score: 5119Tony S

"Oh f@ck I have got the key stuck in the door. Don't worry Tiddles I shall get it open to let you out soon"

16/01/22 8:14:18

 
Molly R Vote score: 3581Molly R

Miaow culpa, miaow maxima culpa.

16/01/22 8:12:34

 
Tony S Vote score: 5119Tony S

"Piss off cat you will give me away ,I have a chance of winning the annual Vatican hide and seek competition. "

16/01/22 8:10:22

 
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