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"And dont even get me started on the young cats today. Did you see Mittens yesterday? Waving her arse around at every Tom, Dick and Harry. Wouldnt have gotten away with that in my day. I once went out to a party without my collar on and I got...
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The Wolf Vote score: 14064The Wolf

"And don't even get me started on the young cats today. Did you see Mittens yesterday? Waving her arse around at every Tom, Dick and Harry. Wouldn't have gotten away with that in my day. I once went out to a party without my collar on and I got the back of my dad's paw. EXCUSE ME LOVE, TWO MORE SAUCERS OF MILK PLEASE...I can't seem to get the taste of my own arse out of my mouth today. Have you been watching Strictly?"

13/10/21 19:05:23

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5396Crunchy Chords
"And dont even get me started on the young cats today. Did you see Mittens yesterday? Waving her arse around at every Tom, Dick and Harry. Wouldnt have gotten away with that in my day. I once went out to a party without my collar on and I got...

13/10/21 19:00:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17893Dave Bryan

''Has that tomcat been trying it on again, Mittens?

''Yes, he offered me a sardine to go behind the bins with him.''

''What did you say to him?''

''Not a lot, I was eating the sardine.''

13/10/21 20:04:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 20183Stephen Bean

"This scarf keeps my head lovely and warm but I need something for my paws."

"Have you tried mittens?"

13/10/21 19:00:43

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Or maybe:"Have you tried *putting them in* mittens?""Don't be disgusting."(Feel free to ignore) --James Lennox
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8911Glyn Evans

"Ever since that Napoleon started making changes around the farm, I haven't been able to get cat nip for love nor money..."

13/10/21 19:15:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 20183Stephen Bean

"It might be cold out here but it's better than being crammed in the house with Dave and 940 cats."

13/10/21 19:00:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 26602Ian Skelding

"God, I hate half term holidays."
"Could have been worse, the little buggers could've used the pink curtains."

13/10/21 20:14:13

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6549Karyn Harrison

"Meow!"

"Meow!"

13/10/21 19:30:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17893Dave Bryan

''I'm really sorry, Mittens, I thought the travel agent said plenty of mice.''

13/10/21 19:11:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14064The Wolf

Nora Catty

13/10/21 19:08:48

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 11165Chris Keegan

"Your ears cold?"
- "Fu*king freezing"

13/10/21 20:15:42

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2296Karen Oakenfull

“I don’t where they get their statistics from but everyone I know f*cking hates Whiskers.”
“What the food?”
“No…the things that stick out of our faces you daft litter box.”

13/10/21 19:50:02

 
Al Overy Vote score: 8976Al Overy

"This headwear is so light, I need an observer to tell me if I'm wearing it or not."

~ Schrodinger's hats.

13/10/21 19:01:25

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22082Troompa Loompa

Dot Catton

13/10/21 19:00:39

 
Al Overy Vote score: 8976Al Overy

As an exuberant-looking sniffer dog approached, the two cats tried desperately to cover their mountain of cocaine.

13/10/21 19:00:36

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5396Crunchy Chords

"And then Putin say to Trump, 'Come to Russia, we have world's hottest pussies.'"
"Putin is liar."

13/10/21 19:00:19

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It's a Pussy Riot. --Willie Johnson
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