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Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

Go on lift up your skirt and show me your boobs

08/06/21 8:53:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"Could you get up, I'm sliding down the bench."

08/06/21 8:13:46

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

The years have been kind to Agnetha from ABBA. Anni-Frid, not so much.

08/06/21 8:07:34

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8974James Lennox

Oozing sarcasm: "Nice dress."

Mild sarcasm: "Thanks, would you like to try it on?"

No sarcasm: "Bitch."

08/06/21 8:29:41

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm a page 3 girl."

"I'm more 4, 5 & 6."

08/06/21 8:08:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15811Dave Bryan

''So you've won the monthly caption prize fifteen times in a row. That's incredible.''

''I'm amazed as well. I haven't even posted anything.''

08/06/21 8:36:28

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3466Mark Wilson

"I knew my husband was fooling around on me, your just his type too, he loved Robin Williams films"

08/06/21 8:24:24

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"I'm you. From the future."

08/06/21 8:01:10

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 637Nina Dutton

"Can you stop feeding the pigeons? One has just shit down my top."

08/06/21 8:36:00

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

"In the old days this bench was used by prostitutes."

"Oh really, when did that stop?"

"When I got pregnant with you love "

08/06/21 8:26:05

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

Only half of under 25s have decided to take up the covid jab.

08/06/21 8:11:16

 
stone face Vote score: 9861stone face

Dad, I've accepted you're a transexual and you feel more liberated dressed as a woman, am just saying, I don't think white suits you."

08/06/21 8:35:03

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3466Mark Wilson

"Come on you're bound to have cake in that bag"

08/06/21 8:26:48

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"You're a bad tapered old woman."

08/06/21 8:01:49

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5620Kenny Ireland

"Sorry Mrs. Smyth. I don't have the rent money. I thought it was Mr. Smyth I was meeting again".

10/06/21 13:27:08

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 570Gavin Smithers

"You're from the Chicken Marketing Board?"

08/06/21 19:42:08

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 570Gavin Smithers

Beryl recommended the M&S bra-fitting service.

08/06/21 19:40:34

 
Ryan F Vote score: 137Ryan F

Grandma: Hey Tammy I guessed you were out here hoeing yourself.

08/06/21 18:35:47

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

Jeremy Clarkson's Mum sets up a womenswear line Top Gear.

08/06/21 16:44:37

 
Ryan F Vote score: 137Ryan F

Put those fun bags away or I'll get mine out and send this whole dam park dark.

08/06/21 13:47:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

"If you go out dressed like that you are going to attractive the wrong type of man."
"You mean like you attracted dad!"

08/06/21 11:42:35

 
Prakash  Selvam Prakash Selvam

You don't have enough, i have the maximum.

08/06/21 11:12:25

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1337alexandra ball

I am on a diet dear, the seafood one, I see food I eat it.

08/06/21 8:46:21

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3466Mark Wilson

"Look if we want this relationship to work one of us has to take on the 'butch' lesbian role"

08/06/21 8:31:06

 
Mark England Vote score: 18712Mark England

"He seemed really nice. He said the agency only sent us two. Anyway good luck with your interview for the au pair job"

08/06/21 8:30:52

 
stone face Vote score: 9861stone face

"For once mum, can I just have a Tinder date on my own."

08/06/21 8:30:40

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

"Wow! You've changed so much since you were in Schindler's List..."

08/06/21 8:21:36

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

They are a 10

08/06/21 8:17:19

 
stone face Vote score: 9861stone face

"Listen mum! Plastic surgery is all the rave, false boobs and a face lift, but I just think you've over done it, this time." Said the lady in red.

08/06/21 8:10:53

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

You know which one is yours when your mate says he has set up a double date with a pair of twins.

08/06/21 8:08:59

 
stone face Vote score: 9861stone face

"Well thank you very much, the Ghost of Christmas Future, for showing me what my girlfriend will look like in forty years."

08/06/21 8:03:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15811Dave Bryan

''What are you doing here, Jane?''

''As it's my lunch break, I decided to pop out.''

08/06/21 8:01:26

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

"Wow Hilda your surgery is amazing , you look so young and a body that's amazing."

"Not really and you know you are meant to call me Harry now."

08/06/21 8:15:39

 
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