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Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"Duck's off, sorry."

07/06/21 8:22:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15817Dave Bryan

''I'll have the crispy truck.''

07/06/21 8:05:22

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21542Troompa Loompa

Half an hour later the driver wanted to crash another van through the window.

07/06/21 8:02:15

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

Chinese restaurant business for sale, excellent turnover.

07/06/21 8:17:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17962Stephen Bean

Wheels on meals

07/06/21 8:02:49

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Well played. --Scrijjy Doo
Nina Dutton Vote score: 638Nina Dutton

Drive through available.

07/06/21 8:02:23

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6851Al Overy

"Get me a refund on those fortune cookies, Wang. Not one of them predicted this."

07/06/21 8:22:35

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12094Mr Dome

- It'll take a lot to get that out of there. What do you reckon it weighs?
- About wonton

07/06/21 8:48:56

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Silly, but effective. --Scrijjy Doo
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6099Karyn Harrison

Big Trouble in Little China

07/06/21 8:50:43

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6851Al Overy

Confucius say: Fat Duck have hefty bill.

07/06/21 19:32:18

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6851Al Overy

"Ok, who ordered the one tonne soup!?"

07/06/21 17:14:16

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 735Barrie Bullock

Duck au van.

07/06/21 12:41:57

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1338alexandra ball

Meals on wheels.

07/06/21 9:44:26

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

Duck Dine-nasty

07/06/21 8:42:01

 
John Beith Vote score: 262John Beith

There had been an upturn in business.

07/06/21 8:39:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17962Stephen Bean

Wong Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest Soup

07/06/21 8:11:57

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Honestly, Officer, that restaurant came out of nowhere!"

07/06/21 8:09:13

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21542Troompa Loompa

"Well that certainly was a ducking surprise."

07/06/21 8:07:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17962Stephen Bean

"Hello, is that the police? I'd like to report an act of van-dalism."

07/06/21 8:00:14

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3467Mark Wilson

Looks like it's back to light duties for the former Fed Ex driver

07/06/21 14:23:45

 
John Beith Vote score: 262John Beith

Since buying the delivery van,they had seen an increase in turnover.

07/06/21 10:34:29

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5327Stu Dent

Wok & Roll

07/06/21 10:17:17

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

Yes, we deliver to Australia.

07/06/21 9:10:25

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

Well... I guess we know where that Fed-Ex driver ended up (or should I say upended).

07/06/21 9:03:13

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3467Mark Wilson

Surprise!

07/06/21 8:57:59

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21542Troompa Loompa

"DUCK!"

"Hoisin or plum sau...."

07/06/21 8:56:09

 
Molly R Vote score: 2950Molly R

"OK, who's going to tell Heston?"

07/06/21 8:48:40

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6099Karyn Harrison

Duck and drive

07/06/21 8:40:12

 
stone face Vote score: 9862stone face

Deliveroops..

07/06/21 8:20:29

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21542Troompa Loompa

"See, I told you not to hire the ex-kamikaze pilot."

07/06/21 8:12:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15817Dave Bryan

''Sorry, I took the wong turning.''

07/06/21 8:03:23

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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21542Troompa Loompa

Crash & Carry out

07/06/21 8:01:27

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 570Gavin Smithers

The Italian Job remake. Chinese gold. The Fat Duck tops the bill, but he was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

08/06/21 19:56:27

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

The surprise was the Peking Duck had its eyes closed.

08/06/21 7:05:18

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2091Karen Oakenfull

"Hello, do you do deliver?"

07/06/21 16:22:39

 
Ryan French Vote score: 138Ryan French

Me: For duck sake I've crashed the van.

My wife: are you injured ?

Me: I've got a fat lip but otherwise I'm fine.

My wife: I'm surprised it wasn't worse.

Me: yeah guess it could have been.

My wife: fancy a takeout tonight ?

Me: well it's funny you say that I'm thinking Chinese ?.

My wife: perfect is that not out the way for you tho?

Me: oh not at all love plus they have got a new drive through.

07/06/21 13:49:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

"Since Mingyu found that trapdoor in the first floor ceiling, he refuses to take our van to the garage to replace the exhaust and the disc brakes, and does them himself."

07/06/21 13:18:35

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

"I am pleased to tell you that you have passed your delivery driving exam."

07/06/21 10:33:20

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

"Fuck Dat Surprise!"

07/06/21 10:29:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

"Get the van- someone on table six has ordered the surprise."

07/06/21 10:22:17

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 990Ellen Duncalf

Somersalt and vinegar?

07/06/21 10:10:45

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12094Mr Dome

The Sat-nav said take a 66. I think

07/06/21 8:50:18

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6099Karyn Harrison

"I told you we should've used Checkatrade."

07/06/21 8:42:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15817Dave Bryan

Ghee whiz!

07/06/21 8:35:51

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6099Karyn Harrison

Apparently the brakes were fawlty.

07/06/21 8:30:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12094Mr Dome

The customers sued the restaurant and took them to the cleaners

07/06/21 8:23:48

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

Now it's Flat Duck Surprise

07/06/21 8:23:31

 
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