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"I prefer the one on the right. She has lager tits."
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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

"I prefer the one on the right. She has lager tits."

03/05/21 12:22:40

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Yeah, but both of them have yeast. --SnapDragon D
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

I spent THE BEST afternoon flipping them over.

03/05/21 12:04:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16907Stephen Bean

"The drinks are on us!"

03/05/21 12:00:10

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Oktobrafest

03/05/21 12:22:00

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Beernaked Ladies

03/05/21 12:11:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34125Tony Edwards

Beerkini

03/05/21 12:11:06

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3232Mark Wilson

While the hotel is sympathetic that the airline lost your luggage, there is a dress code in all our restaurants

03/05/21 13:19:38

 
stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

"Wow! These beer goggles really work."

03/05/21 12:01:53

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7779Vivvy En

"Loads of plonkers here, Shaz. Why do we always seem to attract the drips?"

03/05/21 16:29:56

 
stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

Going out dressed like that, with no masks and no social distancing. They are just asking to get Corona.

03/05/21 12:10:56

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

♪ Two barmaids from Stoke-on-Trent
Wore beer mats wherever they went
Though the nights were quite chilly
They got so much willy
For their needs, ne'er a penny they spent ♪

03/05/21 16:42:08

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8303Hercules Rockefeller

"Actually, we're from Coaster Ica."

03/05/21 13:50:27

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

You asked for two lager tops.

03/05/21 13:19:11

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5940Karyn Harrison

"We met on mats.com".

03/05/21 12:06:52

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5577Kenny Ireland

"...and I ended up with the stout one".

04/05/21 10:59:35

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21659John Glover

"The bastards have taken our clothes Liz, just grin and beer it."

04/05/21 0:53:41

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5577Kenny Ireland

You sometimes find them under tables when they have wobbly legs.

03/05/21 15:23:07

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6790Greg Curtis

"You've been creating quite the buzz."

03/05/21 13:34:58

 
Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

With lottery funding reduced GB Olympic swimming team forced to find their own sponsors

03/05/21 12:35:04

 
stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

Which one's Stella?

03/05/21 12:14:14

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8080Glyn Evans

Bingerie

03/05/21 15:15:05

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

Still gonna leave a ring.

03/05/21 14:28:54

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8611James Lennox

"Would you mind lying down, girls? My beer keeps falling over."

03/05/21 12:59:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"How do you get the stains off them?"
"A good shower normally does the trick."
"Won't that make them disintegrate?"
"Ah, you're talking about the beer mats."

03/05/21 12:54:55

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6790Greg Curtis

"Dress like that again, and you'll be barred."

03/05/21 12:38:04

 
Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

You said to organise young Abrahams bar matzvah party.

03/05/21 12:28:05

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11917Neil Mackenzie

What a night. Hops strip and a jump.

03/05/21 12:23:03

 
stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

What a draught idea.

03/05/21 12:13:35

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It certainly looks draughty. --Stephen Bean
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

BLM : Beer Lager Matters.

03/05/21 12:11:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11851Mr Dome

Bono was clearly not amused

03/05/21 15:30:38

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5577Kenny Ireland

You can usually find them on tables.

03/05/21 15:16:25

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1267alexandra ball

We're only here for the beer.

03/05/21 14:50:14

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

I'd Dewar.

03/05/21 14:33:28

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6790Greg Curtis

"NICE, and I'm your chaser."

03/05/21 14:04:19

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8611James Lennox

Sorry my caption's late, but I found this picture somewhat distracting. On an unrelated matter, I don't recommend drinking beer while masturbating.

03/05/21 13:43:34

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6790Greg Curtis

" 'Bartenders' right? You'll be pour'n tonight."

03/05/21 13:33:41

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 430Nina Dutton

“It’s the wet beer mat competition tonight. Shall we go?”

03/05/21 12:41:57

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

Twins. And twins.

03/05/21 12:40:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15120Dave Bryan

''Where's your Heineken beer mat, Sandra?''

''I've stuck it up my arse so it can refresh the farts that other beer mats cannot reach.''

03/05/21 12:37:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34125Tony Edwards

Wannabeers

03/05/21 12:29:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16907Stephen Bean

"Do you want a f-ck in that love?"

03/05/21 12:25:50

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11917Neil Mackenzie

Hold everything while I put my glasses on.

03/05/21 12:24:20

 
Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

Remember if Sarah asks the costumes were great and much better than the stupid Tinkerbell one she got to wear.

03/05/21 12:22:39

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5577Kenny Ireland

It was a choice of silk or matt.

03/05/21 12:14:38

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

"A pint of Breast please."

03/05/21 12:13:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16907Stephen Bean

Their eyes always light up when a nice Mancunian lad offers them the cream of Manchester.

03/05/21 12:11:18

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15120Dave Bryan

''What do you think of my new perfume, Jane?''

''I wouldn't use it again. You smell like a brewery.''

03/05/21 12:08:42

 
stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

Table dancers

03/05/21 12:06:35

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Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5304Lucky Elperro

After three weeks in Alcoholics Anonymous, Frank's withdrawel symptoms were easing.

03/05/21 12:05:50

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5403Chris Halliwell

Mat ching outfits.

03/05/21 12:04:57

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

These girls have a lot of bottle!

03/05/21 12:04:11

 
stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

They're both lager than life characters..

03/05/21 12:03:55

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

Just call us Ale & Lager, we're both known for great head.

03/05/21 12:01:54

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 968Ellen Duncalf

Matchested

03/05/21 12:00:14

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11917Neil Mackenzie

I know it refreshes the parts other beers can’t reach but I never thought of washing my fanny in it.

03/05/21 12:00:09

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

Whores of Beerbylon

03/05/21 12:00:08

 
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