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...and who can forget Daves final words:  "Jeez mate, for a big fella youve got a tiny penis."
...and who can forget Daves final words:  "Jeez mate, for a big fella youve got a tiny penis." photo | portfolio
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James Lennox Vote score: 8611James Lennox

...and who can forget Dave's final words:

"Jeez mate, for a big fella you've got a tiny penis."

27/04/21 20:40:05

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"Pssst! Word of advice. Some Russians might take offence to this as they might see it as an insult to their National animal, however I know that you're talking about it's actual state of being. If you're urinal cake is glowing a funny colour o... --Glyn Evans
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

Nothing like that first pee after hibernation.

27/04/21 20:49:07

 
Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

Why do they never put a zip in these fancy dress costumes.

27/04/21 20:03:47

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

The call of nature.

27/04/21 20:14:51

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8303Hercules Rockefeller

Winnie the Pee

27/04/21 20:03:43

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Beat me to it. (+) --Charles Gilbert
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

Baloo

27/04/21 20:00:12

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

Ursinal

27/04/21 20:00:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15120Dave Bryan

THINKS: ''I'll never be able to pee with all those captioneers watching me.''

27/04/21 20:03:53

 
Mark England Vote score: 18448Mark England

"Yes it's true, we do shit in the woods, but we prefer to piss in a nice public convenience"

27/04/21 20:01:30

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3232Mark Wilson

I said this cubicles engaged mate, don't make me come out and give you a slap

27/04/21 21:43:21

 
Guideaux . Vote score: 2334Guideaux .

"Do you mind? This part of the zoo is off-limits to visitors, please use the public facilities".

27/04/21 20:11:57

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

At that exact moment, the Pope started to have doubts about Catholicism.

28/04/21 12:44:52

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21659John Glover

"Phew, bearly made it."

28/04/21 2:25:59

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12607The Wolf

"I can't believe the condom machine is out of order again. I'll have to go bearback"

27/04/21 20:37:38

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

Gentlemen's Ben

27/04/21 20:30:21

 
Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

Getting old you wake from a deep sleep needing a wee and it's only mid winter so you don't need to get up for another month.

27/04/21 20:19:07

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 430Nina Dutton

🎵 Bear necessities

27/04/21 20:01:01

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5304Lucky Elperro

Box ticking at BBC television studios was getting out of hand.

27/04/21 23:20:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11917Neil Mackenzie

This is a confident Bear, notice how he’s not holding to aim, he’s not even looking where he’s peeing. Top it all he’s in the Rangers headquarters.

27/04/21 21:37:04

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

"That was an explosion. I wonder if that porridge really was gluten free?"

27/04/21 20:36:19

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12607The Wolf

"Excuse me. These are the Gentlemen's urinals"

"ROOOOAAAR"

"Fair enough, I'll leave you to it. I need the cubicle now anyway"

27/04/21 20:35:26

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 990Charles Gilbert

I can bearly contain my excrement.

27/04/21 20:29:03

 
stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

BREAKING NEWS....
The Pope is not a catholic.

27/04/21 20:24:09

 
Mark England Vote score: 18448Mark England

"Don't get too close, they've got one hell of a slash"

27/04/21 20:04:44

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 430Nina Dutton

“Where the hell is George?” Michael whispered carelessly

27/04/21 20:01:39

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2908GeeDee

You don't really think we shit in the wood's do you??

27/04/21 20:01:29

 
Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

A quick wee here then I must go shit in the woods.

27/04/21 20:01:10

 
Ryan French Vote score: 100Ryan French

Bear with me just having a piss.

28/04/21 20:26:48

 
HaHaHa YouLie Vote score: 22HaHaHa YouLie

"If I get back home to that Goldilocks bitch, I'm gonna lose it"

28/04/21 15:26:25

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6790Greg Curtis

"Yeah, he's a male."

28/04/21 0:38:33

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

For those who need help urinating.

27/04/21 21:02:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

Cheryl Cole's son Bear spends a lot of time hanging round and beating up toilet attendants - just like his mum.

27/04/21 20:47:27

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12607The Wolf

Great, I'm never going to be able to go with that thing stood next to me. Look how tall it is.

27/04/21 20:31:58

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 990Charles Gilbert

Did you just assume my gender?!

27/04/21 20:31:43

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"Hey, Mister, we thought your toilets were closed due to the pandemic."
"They are."
"Well, there's someone in there."
"Right, I'll soon have him out."
*Under breath* "Good luck jobsworth."

27/04/21 20:27:01

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8080Glyn Evans

"Ever met up with a Bear in a public lavatory? Or an Otter?"

27/04/21 20:19:19

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2908GeeDee

Damn shit gets every where

27/04/21 20:15:10

 
Mark England Vote score: 18448Mark England

"Damn. I've trekked 4 miles and it's just urinals. I thought I could smell salmon"

27/04/21 20:11:03

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1267alexandra ball

Grizzly Adams taught him well.

27/04/21 20:08:33

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

"Go to the public park, he said. There'll be picnic baskets, he said...

That bastard Yogi better not be with my wife."

27/04/21 20:04:08

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

Smokey The Bear, hits rock bottom. Where did it all go wrong?

27/04/21 20:01:18

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

Oh, a bear LOOS in the woods. Well, yes, that is quite unusual.

27/04/21 20:00:23

 
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