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Mark England Vote score: 18712Mark England

The lower sign is for constipated bats

08/04/21 8:08:47

 
Mark England Vote score: 18712Mark England

"Quick Robin, pass me the Bat Umbrella"

08/04/21 8:10:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17964Stephen Bean

What's the collective name for bats?

A colon-y.

08/04/21 8:26:55

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Just what kinda batting cage is this?"

08/04/21 8:04:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15819Dave Bryan

WARNING: Not every horseshoe will bring you luck.

08/04/21 8:01:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15657Vanessa the Guesser

"Ewwwww! SHAAAAARON!"

08/04/21 10:59:31

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

Salt-N-Pepa role playing game disappoints.

08/04/21 9:44:22

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1537Dot Old

Dungbats

08/04/21 8:23:49

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 639Nina Dutton

Gotham City Zoo. Nobody is safe when Batman has had a vindaloo!

08/04/21 8:22:36

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I think this one's funny, that's why I voted for it. --SnapDragon D
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17964Stephen Bean

That's the trouble with pee-pee-strelle bats.

08/04/21 8:04:55

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

On the exit it says :- Thank you for dropping in.

08/04/21 19:02:49

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6889Greg Curtis

Bewaring....Something on Your Head

08/04/21 10:10:55

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21543Troompa Loompa

A sign of the grimes

08/04/21 9:34:45

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

That sign is batshit crazy

08/04/21 8:17:21

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12094Mr Dome

I wouldn't pay to enter anyway

08/04/21 8:17:17

 
stone face Vote score: 9862stone face

Free flying means there guano rules.

08/04/21 8:02:39

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bats in the smell-free --SnapDragon D
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17964Stephen Bean

When push comes to shovel

08/04/21 8:00:11

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6852Al Overy

Avoid unexpected movements!

08/04/21 8:00:09

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 570Gavin Smithers

As Kevin Pieterson was fond of saying, "That's just the way I bat".

08/04/21 23:30:46

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2962Willie Johnson

If I were in an enclosure that was free-flying, I'd go to the toilet without warning too.

08/04/21 19:57:50

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5353Lucky Elperro

Virgin airlines and Ryanair air said they were appreciative of bats contribution to fertiliser, but would be unable to sustain the free-flight policy indefinitely.

08/04/21 19:39:44

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

Chats that fat bat pats splat hats.

08/04/21 13:34:42

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

Unknown to most, training bats to use toilets, is a high paying job, that usually flies under the radar.

08/04/21 12:48:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34340Tony Edwards

Cage shite

08/04/21 10:09:43

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8976James Lennox

It wasn't until Dave got his free bat home that he wished he'd read the fine print.

08/04/21 9:20:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15819Dave Bryan

When visiting the main roosting area, don't hang around.

08/04/21 8:50:30

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

Go on, push your luck

08/04/21 8:30:16

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

The sign was put up on the English cricket teams changing room of the tour of India. But why the toilet reference i hear you ask well some bats got the runs.

08/04/21 8:20:35

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15819Dave Bryan

''Do not stand directly under the bats, as they may go to the toilet without warning!''

This behaviour is unique to bats. All the other animals in the zoo will tip you off in advance, if they are going to have a crap.

''I need a number two, mate. Come back to the enclosure in fifteen minutes.''

08/04/21 8:19:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17964Stephen Bean

🎵 Rain plops keep falling on my head 🎵

08/04/21 8:11:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"No one tells me what to do, although I do have a really bad cough, high fever and can't taste or smell anything now."

08/04/21 8:10:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15819Dave Bryan

Stand directly underneath them? They must think we're bats.

08/04/21 8:09:58

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

Do not eat picnics in the enclosure especially if having Meatloaf or they will come at you like a Bat out of hell.

08/04/21 8:09:28

 
stone face Vote score: 9862stone face

"Its dodgy in there. I nearly got hit with a baseball one."

08/04/21 8:07:04

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12094Mr Dome

Shitheads

08/04/21 8:03:09

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6852Al Overy

Sounds like a gamble but I don't mind a little flutter.

08/04/21 8:01:24

 
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