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Dave was horrified to discover the spyhole in his neighbours fence had been removed, along with the fence.
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James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

Dave was horrified to discover the spyhole in his neighbour's fence had been removed, along with the fence.

09/03/21 12:35:25

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...and along with the suit he was wearing. --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''I've got to go now. It's time for the midday caption.''

09/03/21 12:18:56

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He really doesn't know whether he's coming or going. --Willie Johnson
James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

"We're not wearing anything Dave, but if you're shy come in your shorts."

"I have."

09/03/21 12:00:39

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

"Hmmmm. You ladies have no idea how much I'd love to be in there with you right now. I've always wanted to try out the Jacuzzi V8F70 with its Hydrotherapy Pump and adjustment jets"

09/03/21 12:00:23

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

"HENRY...WAKE UP. YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR CHESS CLUB"

09/03/21 12:09:22

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''I'm more interested in hard pawn.''''Yes, but leave the bishop alone. Remember once a knight is enough.'' --Dave Bryan
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''If you want your ball back, you'll have to come in and get it.''

09/03/21 12:01:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''I'm sorry, Mavis. I was going to book The Chippendales for your fortieth but they were just too expensive.''

09/03/21 12:16:42

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

Hotty tub

09/03/21 12:03:57

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7179C CaMel

Nerd do well

09/03/21 16:30:39

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 697Barrie Bullock

Have you got room for a little one?

09/03/21 15:11:54

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

"I self-identify as a woman....Now can I get in?"

09/03/21 14:49:34

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

"It's okay Jane, we've now got somewhere to hang up our towels."

09/03/21 12:04:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

A Warning For Teenage Boys: Be careful what you wish for. It might come true.

09/03/21 12:02:48

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

"Don't let him in. Earlier I saw him trying to pee on some policemen."

09/03/21 12:00:06

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7488Vivvy En

"Does my dad know you're in his hot tub?"

09/03/21 14:57:49

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

Jack-uzzi

09/03/21 13:28:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Adrian couldn't help thinking this was just another wet dream.

09/03/21 13:09:44

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5784Karyn Harrison

Tub-ular belles

09/03/21 12:22:29

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

"The Spitfires of Ace Squadron Club want their air filter back."

09/03/21 12:19:56

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

Bathed & Confused

09/03/21 12:10:22

 
Tony S Vote score: 1828Tony S

Get back in you're not dying that's not rigor mortis.

09/03/21 12:02:36

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3463Stephen Paterson

To spare his blushes, Dave pictured Nicola Sturgeon.

09/03/21 12:01:31

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1184alexandra ball

Forest Sump.

09/03/21 12:01:22

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

"Fine, I'll get back in but you all need to stop touching me inappropriately."

10/03/21 7:19:28

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7921Glyn Evans

"You must be the pool boy"
"How can I be? You're all sitting in a giant rice steam box"

09/03/21 20:04:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14919Vanessa the Guesser

Young naturalist Tristan was disappointed after finding the cougars in his garden.

09/03/21 20:00:36

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

later found completely drained

09/03/21 19:05:42

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

"Come on then Mr Bean, let's be having you"

09/03/21 16:40:50

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

- I'm sorry boy but there is nothing you can do to get us out of here
- I have a piranha

09/03/21 16:32:40

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 969Charles Gilbert

It's okay... I identify as a topless woman.

09/03/21 15:21:28

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

Original album cover for Hot Tuna

09/03/21 14:41:52

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

"Mum, can you stop undressing me with your eyes infront of your friends, its weird"

09/03/21 14:29:42

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

"No, I don't know of any young man who'd like to towel dry 5 hot naked ladies.... Sorry"

09/03/21 14:14:28

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21521John Glover

"Em, excuse me ladies, when I was in here a little while ago, I must have dropped my but plug."

09/03/21 13:52:01

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

Needs a carrot and thyme.

09/03/21 13:32:22

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

"Can I squeeze in?"

09/03/21 13:25:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

Coming-of-age

09/03/21 13:04:46

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2659Willie Johnson

"Don't worry, your beers are still in here. We just took all the ice out and heated the water."

09/03/21 12:58:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

Mrs Robinson introduces her friends to Benjamin to celebrate his graduation.

09/03/21 12:32:44

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''He reminds me of his dad.''

''Well, you should know, Mavis.''

09/03/21 12:30:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''Be careful, Sandra, he might be under age.''

''I'll ask him. How old are you?''

''Twenty three.''

09/03/21 12:25:50

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

When I was 18, virile, and horny, I found myself in exactly this situation, watching a porno about 5 babes in a hot tub.

09/03/21 12:20:30

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11837Neil Mackenzie

I would like to offer my services as a drink waiter and towel dryer.

09/03/21 12:08:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14919Vanessa the Guesser

"Is the water hot enough, ladies? I've got a special dipstick to test it."

09/03/21 12:06:57

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

"You see, girls? I told you that I get could get all of you wet at once."

09/03/21 12:05:33

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

Dave-dreaming again.

09/03/21 12:05:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Hot Tub Tim Machine

09/03/21 12:04:09

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 896Ellen Duncalf

“You’ve been well and truly rumbled Gavin. If you’re going to be a professional peeping Tom you need to ensure that the back end of your truck is also hidden in the bushes.”

09/03/21 12:00:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14919Vanessa the Guesser

"This was taken when I first invented jacuzzis" recalled Heinz, 57.

09/03/21 12:00:58

 
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