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She offered it on a plate.
20/11/20 6:27:36
SOME 1 crashed into it the following day.
19/11/20 20:12:06
Business was going great for Tina from Doncaster.
19/11/20 20:08:54
Andy was furious he spent so much on the car that he couldn't afford the extra letter in his personalised number plate
19/11/20 20:15:47
This car reminds me of my ex. She was also anyone's ride.
19/11/20 20:02:09
19/11/20 20:02:44
One desperate owner
19/11/20 20:00:36
"..........for tennis?"
19/11/20 20:27:47
''My eyesight must be getting worse. I can't see ANY 1.''
19/11/20 20:20:51
Impersonalised
20/11/20 6:28:47
Newcastle city centre
19/11/20 22:18:56
Any 1 with £50,000.
19/11/20 20:46:02
♫ ♬ Maybe, you can drive my car ♫ ♬
19/11/20 20:39:36
Any 1 want to merc me a offer
19/11/20 20:39:35
Russell Brand sends his driver to pick up his one night stand from the airport.
19/11/20 20:10:14
"So, Q, this is the only modification you made to the vehicle?"
19/11/20 20:04:44
It seems anyone can own a Mercedes these days.
19/11/20 20:00:08
♫ Any old iron? any old iron? .....
20/11/20 4:05:40
"Skywalker? Darth Vader used to drive a Merc?"
19/11/20 20:35:25
Declan wondered if Ant had been drinking again.
19/11/20 20:29:21
Typical Germans, they love anal but their English is shit.
19/11/20 20:10:25
The only Mercedes I can see myself in, is a black one with the box in the back.
19/11/20 20:10:12
You have to feel sorry for taxi drivers with smelly feet.
19/11/20 20:06:26
Anon continues to drive everyone mad.
19/11/20 20:03:51
So I showed the wife a whole list of cheap private registrations and asked which one she wanted. Cheeky bitch said this one, it wasn't even on the list and cost me a bloody fortune!
19/11/20 20:02:22
I bet those car keys have seen a few fish bowls...
19/11/20 20:02:01
“...looks like he’s moved on from ’TRACY4’ .”
"Oi! Officer, so how come I get a ticket when anyone can park here?"
19/11/20 20:01:58
Final Score: England 2 West Germ
19/11/20 20:00:56
Apparently it's parked up for a few days, anyone from Germany needs to self isoate.
19/11/20 20:00:22
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