Stop looking at those tits!

18/11/20 20:41:53

"Migrate? Migrate?"

"Yes, you're great. Now shut up!"

18/11/20 20:26:06

"I'm sorry love, I was drunk"

"DRUNK? F*CKING DRUNK? IT WAS A PIGEON YOU DIRTY B*STARD. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE LIKE. YOU'RE ON THE SOFA TONIGHT. MY MUM WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU"

18/11/20 20:20:20

”Here we go again, another damn power surge.
Happens every year when it’s the Strictly Finals.”

18/11/20 22:18:58

Angry Bird

18/11/20 20:43:53

"And I'm telling you, I CAN carry a coconut!"

18/11/20 20:10:36

"Who the flock do you think you are?!"

18/11/20 20:38:42

"Get your own liquorice!"

18/11/20 20:05:24

Twitter feud

18/11/20 20:02:21

"Ok fine, I'll empty the dishwasher"

18/11/20 20:14:32

Open wide and swallow.

18/11/20 20:02:23

He is going to kill us with one stone.....WAKE UP !

19/11/20 11:42:09

"Oi! I was sitting there!"

19/11/20 2:24:31

You're meant to swallow!!

18/11/20 20:57:26

"COCK!"

18/11/20 20:26:03

Down on the nudist beach the birds are getting excited about Black Friday.

18/11/20 20:22:01

Feather Bluster

18/11/20 20:20:39

Tweet as loud you want. we're not listening, accept defeat!

18/11/20 20:08:32

"For the last time, I don't swallow. I'm not that kind of bird!"

18/11/20 20:04:01

"You're out of line."

18/11/20 20:02:19

"So how come I've got sodding Thrush?"

18/11/20 22:33:51

Ouch got my talons caught in this wire again!

18/11/20 22:09:30

"If at first you don't suck seed..try and try a grain"
"Shut up"

18/11/20 21:38:18

"Does this cable make my cloaca look fat?"

18/11/20 21:35:44

🎵 Twist and Shout 🎵

18/11/20 21:02:36

"Whaddya mean you 'don't fancy flying to South Africa this year'? They're expecting us - 3-2-1 GO!"

18/11/20 20:43:24

He should of made a swift exit.

18/11/20 20:39:56

Keep your distance!

18/11/20 20:34:13

''I'm hungry. What's for dinner, mum?''

''Stir fly.''

18/11/20 20:29:27

"I can't believe you did that! You're not so swift, are you?"

18/11/20 20:26:28

"OI! GET AWAY FROM HERE! THIS IS MY CABLE!"
"You're pure wired up today, aren't you?"

18/11/20 20:21:37

Hen Pecked

18/11/20 20:17:04

"...tired of you squawking at me!"

18/11/20 20:17:03

"You great tit!"

18/11/20 20:16:00

So I told my bird she doesn't suit cords.....

18/11/20 20:13:14

They seem to be spoiling for a flight.

18/11/20 20:12:23

"...and don't you dare try to give me another hard pill!"

18/11/20 20:11:00

"Tailwind, my arse! You stink!"

18/11/20 20:06:39