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Silence is golden
17/11/20 20:03:13
Terry's All Gold
17/11/20 20:03:39
This man has a gilt complex.
17/11/20 20:11:47
Terry's all gold
17/11/20 20:03:40
Goldmime
17/11/20 20:01:04
The Bullion Dollar Man
17/11/20 20:00:08
Damn it Midas!
17/11/20 21:36:58
Au.Who me?
17/11/20 20:07:27
17/11/20 20:00:07
I'm in my element.
19/11/20 2:03:07
Foiled again.
17/11/20 21:36:27
17/11/20 20:00:29
Fool's Gold
18/11/20 6:34:30
He's engraved now, may he rest in peace.
17/11/20 21:23:01
'Weirdo...stood standing there for an hour not flinching,' thought Mr Goldberg.
17/11/20 21:22:53
Golden coldie
17/11/20 21:19:41
"Is that a carat top hat?"
17/11/20 21:01:22
"So what's your favourite Spandau Ballet song?"
17/11/20 20:40:25
He smelt bad
17/11/20 20:24:34
Charles Bronze-on
19/11/20 11:17:32
He was moved by each donation.
18/11/20 6:32:50
He asked the wrong person for a golden shower.
18/11/20 3:30:56
After standing there for hours in the hot sun, he'smelted.
18/11/20 3:26:05
I wonder if he has golden balls?
17/11/20 22:50:10
Some days I'm the pidgeon...
17/11/20 21:37:29
Oscar Goldman
17/11/20 21:18:58
He ate nine carrots for breakfast, eighteen carrots for dinner and twenty four for tea. The Doctor diagnosed a food allergy.
17/11/20 21:04:59
He belongs to the Screen Actors Gild..
17/11/20 20:51:25
"I'm sorry, but if you want to stand on a pedestal and get gold you need to do a whole lot more to expect cash"
17/11/20 20:48:04
He looks brassed off..
17/11/20 20:41:02
Jaywalking. He has just been found gilty.
17/11/20 20:37:21
"Au!" exclaimed Sarah, who hadn't been watching where she was walking.
17/11/20 20:18:52
"Being made out of gold, it's amazing that you've not been stolen and melted down yet. Traffic cones and garden ornaments disappear like anything around here"
17/11/20 20:17:11
The Midas Dutch
17/11/20 20:17:07
Ironman Andrews
17/11/20 20:12:59
New mascot for Uncle Ben's Rice isn't much of an improvement.
17/11/20 20:10:45
When we take granddad to the shopping precinct he's always good as gold
17/11/20 20:09:43
Who phoned the coppers
17/11/20 20:09:10
This is ore life.
17/11/20 20:08:24
New Bond villain and part-time librarian, Goldfingerer
17/11/20 20:04:55
Festive Election News: Gold Frank in stance as mayor.
17/11/20 20:01:32
Mr Midas
17/11/20 20:01:10
Bob The Gilder
17/11/20 20:00:53
"Dad??? When you said you worked in gold I truly had higher expectations"
17/11/20 20:00:38
Looks like Mr.Jackman has struck gold with his Showman role.
17/11/20 20:00:28
That fool's gold
17/11/20 20:00:21
Worth the wait in gold?
17/11/20 20:00:19