The captain is optimistic, "It's half full."

14/11/20 20:55:13

Named my boat after the wife. She is a little bottom heavy too.

14/11/20 20:22:57

"I told you that blu tack was there for a reason"

14/11/20 20:29:13

I regret to inform you that your mooring fees are in a rears.

14/11/20 20:36:56

"She couldn't take the pier pressure."

14/11/20 20:31:30

"Don't you worry love, I left your mother sleeping sound in the back of the boat"

14/11/20 20:22:20

We're gonna need a floatier boat.

14/11/20 23:42:10

"Don't worry Madam, I can assure you that our shark expeditions are quite safe"

14/11/20 20:26:39

''I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go.''

14/11/20 20:04:25

Neighbours say he usually spent his days on the beach with a metal detector and liked to sleep with whatever he found.

14/11/20 22:59:55

I haven't seen it yet but I bought a fishing boat today for an absolute steal. Apparently it's actually been designed to attract fish!

14/11/20 20:01:05

See you didn't manage to flush that poo after all

15/11/20 12:02:34

'For sale, one careless owner.'

15/11/20 9:37:10

Water way to go

14/11/20 23:59:42

Good luck fixing that with a coconut, Professor.

14/11/20 23:43:56

Mary Ann bent over and next thing you know, the skipper had run aground.

14/11/20 23:31:58

It's always loading that one last drinking straw that causes it to sink.

14/11/20 21:16:15

"Worse thing about it?...She can swim."

14/11/20 20:56:25

Forty five minutes in. No votes so far for anyone. If someone votes for this caption, that boat will float, I promise.

14/11/20 20:45:14

“McVities At The Back!”

14/11/20 20:09:58

Where's a bloody cat when you need one? I had "sinking feline" all lined up..

14/11/20 20:01:31

''Tell your mother to sit at the front.''

14/11/20 20:00:48

"Ooooh Betty."

"What have you done Frank?"

"I was just putting in a few nails to hang our pictures."

14/11/20 20:00:46

I've taken it off the market, it's no longer for sail.

14/11/20 20:00:38

"That boat I bought from a Chinese website was JUNK!"

14/11/20 20:00:11

Boaty McBoatfate

14/11/20 20:00:06

"This is your caption speaking. Get ready to exit the boat in an orderly fashion.... Blimey, it looks like the dock is going too."

16/11/20 21:14:46

The on-board toilets blocked again hun

15/11/20 12:01:48

"Are you sure you checked everything?"

15/11/20 4:46:43

Down in the mouth

15/11/20 0:02:43

Nope floats

14/11/20 23:49:54

Thomas the Sank Engine

14/11/20 23:44:20

Gilligan's Island: Origins

14/11/20 23:43:21

Recalculating . . .

14/11/20 23:31:30

Sink hole

14/11/20 21:56:49

River Exe boat.

14/11/20 21:30:23

"Oh, buoy!"

14/11/20 21:26:56

"What makes you think we've been eating too much during lockdown?"

14/11/20 21:25:55

"I'm sorry Dad, I invited a few friends around for a boat party."

"How many?"

"About fifty."

14/11/20 21:22:06

The intrepid voter does his best to bail out the picture. But that boat just won't float.

14/11/20 21:19:30

"It's not called the River Wear for nothing."

14/11/20 21:18:08

Sigma boat

14/11/20 20:58:56

Oh my...

14/11/20 20:57:28

LEAKXANA

14/11/20 20:50:54

Captain Birdseye is getting greedy with overloading on cod.

14/11/20 20:49:46

This seem to be suffering from not being afloat....sorry, a vote.

14/11/20 20:49:24

"I said would you like to skipper her, not skupper her, you deaf old sod."

14/11/20 20:48:06

Gareth Bale.

14/11/20 20:45:42

Boat for higher

14/11/20 20:35:05

I'd give that a wide berth.

14/11/20 20:34:58

We went shark fishing but my chum was way too heavy.

14/11/20 20:24:21

On the surface it looked like a great boat

14/11/20 20:19:50

"And I thought the last owner called her 'Titanic' because she was spacious."

14/11/20 20:04:49

"My ex told me she had vandalised my boat but it hasn't really sunk in yet."

14/11/20 20:00:56

The Weight Watchers pleasure cruise buffet was going swimmingly until we hit the iceberg.

14/11/20 20:00:29

Sunk costs

14/11/20 20:00:23

"I'm so pleased we put the cover over the boat earlier, it would have got a right soaking today if we hadn't"

14/11/20 20:00:12

Boat for sale. Would ideally suit a mermaid.

14/11/20 20:00:12