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Vivvy En Vote score: 6550Vivvy En

"Dinner's on me..."

12/09/20 19:22:44

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7149Hercules Rockefeller

Crop top

12/09/20 19:09:39

 
Mark England Vote score: 17429Mark England

Salad Dressing

12/09/20 19:00:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12443Stephen Bean

"How do I look darling?"

"Radishing!"

12/09/20 19:00:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8873The Wolf

Chick in salad

12/09/20 19:00:06

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6174C CaMel

Stock Photo

12/09/20 20:10:52

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2801Scrijjy Doo

"Did I mention I was vegan?"
"Yeah. About 20 times."

12/09/20 23:46:17

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8873The Wolf

Judging by the smile on her face, we know where the rest of the cucumber is...

12/09/20 19:01:26

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6550Vivvy En

She told me she was staying in the Savoy

12/09/20 19:03:41

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1218Dot Old

She looks fresh

12/09/20 19:43:01

 
Mark England Vote score: 17429Mark England

She might look like all sweetness and light, but beware, Karen can be a right bitch when she's got a Cobb on

12/09/20 19:10:30

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Thanks anon. Changed it. Don't think there's many Albanians on here --Mark England
Al Overy Vote score: 1700Al Overy

She likes five portions a day. She's also keen on vegetables.

12/09/20 19:01:18

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4133Crunchy Chords

🍆

12/09/20 19:00:06

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Meat Loaf’s bit on the side

12/09/20 19:30:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32703Tony Edwards

"Nice tips!"

12/09/20 19:28:37

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4133Crunchy Chords

Here come the corny puns....

12/09/20 19:02:10

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 672Charles Gilbert

Se what happens when you go vegan??? See?!

13/09/20 1:06:58

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 749alexandra ball

I'm not as green as I'm cabbage looking.

12/09/20 21:19:02

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6430James Lennox

"Root vegetables?"

"Not normally, but for you I'd make an exception."

12/09/20 19:30:05

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6430James Lennox

Lovely, but I prefer my salads undressed.

12/09/20 19:22:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13374Vanessa the Guesser

Kaley Minogue

12/09/20 19:01:41

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4133Crunchy Chords

Erm... madam, your... your pants have a leek.

12/09/20 19:00:39

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11104Neil Mackenzie

Luckily you can’t see me in this picture, I was naked with just a stalk on.

13/09/20 5:27:23

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10314Mr Dome

Lynda la Plante

12/09/20 20:27:20

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6550Vivvy En

I grew up with her but she disappeared when she fell in with Stew.

12/09/20 19:50:29

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5098Karyn Harrison

Red and green should never be seen.

12/09/20 19:43:36

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

She comes from good stock

12/09/20 19:34:41

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23148Ian Skelding

"What'd you expect, she's a Swede."

12/09/20 19:29:58

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8873The Wolf

Aww, she's cute. I must have got my wife from the wonky section.

12/09/20 19:02:50

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 90Eugene Quill

"This is my new girlfriend, she's from Covent Garden."
(You may need to be a bit of an oldie to get this one.)

15/09/20 21:17:52

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2801Scrijjy Doo

I'd eat that.

14/09/20 20:32:57

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 90Eugene Quill

"I don't have dandruff now, but I do have to watch out for hungry caterpillars!"

13/09/20 22:22:18

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 266Ellen Duncalf

My psychologist says that my not coming out as a sprout has been at the root of all my issues.

13/09/20 9:25:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11104Neil Mackenzie

She wore the cabbage leaves because her roots were showing.

13/09/20 6:02:45

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11104Neil Mackenzie

I wanted to get in her knickers but she wouldn’t lettuce.

13/09/20 5:20:46

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5098Karyn Harrison

Her boots were designed by Jimmy Choux.

13/09/20 5:20:41

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5098Karyn Harrison

Lucy wears her artichoke hearts on her sleeve.

13/09/20 4:42:36

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1758Karen Oakenfull

Lady Gagaden

13/09/20 2:08:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10314Mr Dome

I had 10 women to choose from and I picked her

12/09/20 20:38:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32703Tony Edwards

Anne of Green Vegetables

12/09/20 20:18:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6550Vivvy En

"Hi, my name's Veginia."

12/09/20 20:03:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32703Tony Edwards

Sadly, she died shortly after this photograph was taken, due to pressure on her carrotid artery.

12/09/20 19:46:31

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7008Glyn Evans

Not tatty at all

12/09/20 19:40:53

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1909Willie Johnson

You are what you eat.

12/09/20 19:21:23

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21003John Glover

"Whatever you do, don't ask her why her courgette is bent."

12/09/20 19:20:35

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13374Vanessa the Guesser

She's my bit on the side.

12/09/20 19:20:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32703Tony Edwards

Cabbage Thatch Doll

12/09/20 19:13:19

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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13374Vanessa the Guesser

Salad tosser

12/09/20 19:04:59

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1700Al Overy

"You spoil that guinea pig!"

12/09/20 19:03:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13374Vanessa the Guesser

Cabbage Patch Doll

12/09/20 19:01:02

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1700Al Overy

We make allowances - she has asparagus syndrome.

12/09/20 19:00:30

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4133Crunchy Chords

Meet, and... too veg.

12/09/20 19:00:19

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

Green Grin

12/09/20 19:00:17

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

She didn't smile as much on her previous gig as a spokesmodel for haggis

12/09/20 19:00:08

 
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