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Mark England Vote score: 17428Mark England

Sadmiral

15/09/20 11:45:03

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

Nelson's solemn.

15/09/20 11:07:16

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11712 Smuldo

Warning : Horse thieves operate in this area...

15/09/20 12:23:31

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

“Jack’s been re-enacting a little weird lately.”

15/09/20 12:01:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15358Dan Nicholls

He's only little. He must be a half Nelson.

15/09/20 11:14:52

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19136Troompa Loompa

When getting down Dave fell and poked his eye on the unopened umbrella and broke his arm.

15/09/20 11:30:59

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8873The Wolf

"Hi Boris? It's Dominic. I've just driven past one of them in Central London and I'm telling you now, people won't take any notice of the new Covid Marshalls unless we get them proper uniforms"

15/09/20 11:22:18

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19136Troompa Loompa

"Where's your patch?"

"Normally Trafalgar Square but this'll have to do."

15/09/20 11:21:40

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23144Ian Skelding

"Come and have a go if you think you're Hardy enough."

15/09/20 11:09:44

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''I'm sure I parked the ship over there.....''

15/09/20 11:08:54

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1696Al Overy

He won the bet by publicly staring at his belly button for six hours straight. It was without doubt his greatest naval victory.

15/09/20 16:41:09

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1696Al Overy

Gulliver was not enjoying his trip to Brobdingnag.

15/09/20 13:19:59

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 748alexandra ball

He was huffing because there were 6 more at the fancy dress party in the same outfit.

15/09/20 13:03:12

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6546Vivvy En

"Sarge, should we arrest him for impersonating an officer?"
"On this occasion, we'll turn a blind eye."

15/09/20 11:56:13

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23144Ian Skelding

"Glasgow kiss me Hardy."

Nod to 12:09:03

15/09/20 11:46:37

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9561Chris Keegan

Quién es él?
El haciendo alli?
¿Cuánto tiempo ha estado parado ahí?
Not even Nelson expected the Spanish inquisition

15/09/20 11:32:15

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8873The Wolf

“Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen. I would like to welcome you all to London and thank you for joining the ‘Jack the Ripper Tour’. Apologies for looking a bit silly today. I woke up late this morning and forgot to put on my cufflinks”

15/09/20 11:11:58

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11103Neil Mackenzie

From his lofty out post he had looked down on the generations that followed. Seen their struggle with adversity and their hard fought victories. But now he looked down on this shower of shite generation and thought tear me down I can’t bear to look at them anymore.

15/09/20 11:00:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23144Ian Skelding

"I'd like to see someone try and put a cone on my head."

15/09/20 11:00:11

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 86Eugene Quill

"The capital city named after me, a state too, and my portrait carved into the side of a mountain, but some captioneers still confuse me with a physically handicapped Limey sailor. I can't lie, I'm disappointed."

16/09/20 22:45:47

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 86Eugene Quill

"I've lost a $1 bill here someplace. You'll know it's mine, it has my picture on it!"

16/09/20 22:35:52

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2796Scrijjy Doo

Old people are so square.

15/09/20 16:53:54

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1756Karen Oakenfull

I’m starting to get really bored of David Blaine.

15/09/20 16:15:56

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

“I shall stand firm with my folded armardas”

15/09/20 16:01:07

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1909Willie Johnson

"I wonder if he knows the name of that big tall thing he's standing next to?"
"Column"
"Yes, I think I'll do that."

15/09/20 11:58:09

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8873The Wolf

"F*cking tourists and their stupid outfits. I mean I've literally just seen someone wearing a 'I Love London' T-shirt"

15/09/20 11:37:42

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19136Troompa Loompa

"Oi you down there, Napoleon! Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!.....You're nothing but a short-arsed, big-nosed coward!"....."Oh, you're Dustin Hoffman? Apologies, my mistake."

15/09/20 11:36:52

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4561Stu Dent

After the smell of victory

15/09/20 11:33:50

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4561Stu Dent

Just a bit of armless fun.

15/09/20 11:32:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12431Stephen Bean

Nelson's mother, Nel, always believed her son would be famous one day.

15/09/20 11:31:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32703Tony Edwards

Little Hitler

15/09/20 11:19:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13364Vanessa the Guesser

Nelson was wondering what the ho ratio was at the café below.

15/09/20 11:14:02

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9561Chris Keegan

Nelson simply couldn't resist appearing on 'The Price Is Right'

15/09/20 11:10:41

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13364Vanessa the Guesser

He's just after a few more column inches.

15/09/20 11:05:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

Nelson's columns

15/09/20 11:03:28

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7149Hercules Rockefeller

Patriot Act

15/09/20 11:00:59

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9561Chris Keegan

Nelson was just a casual sailor before he got hired.

15/09/20 11:00:54

 
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