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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13073Vanessa the Guesser

"We've always dreamed of having a large family."

26/07/20 8:34:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10162Mr Dome

- Did it hurt when he came out?
- Not really. Deep down I always knew he was gay

26/07/20 10:38:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

"We'd like to say a special thank you to the stork...

...and hope he recovers soon."

26/07/20 13:38:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

"It's his 18th birthday today so we got him a new pram."

26/07/20 8:27:55

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5202Chris Halliwell

We've called her Daisy, now we've just got to choose a name for the baby.

26/07/20 8:02:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22906Ian Skelding

"Typical of them, always bigging up their kids."

26/07/20 11:02:37

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4987Kenny Ireland

Tesco are wisening up to shoplifters.

26/07/20 10:39:27

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23475Michael Winner

"Was it a difficult birth? Let's just say that it was two years before I could stand up without turning inside out."

26/07/20 8:37:41

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

"And just one more favour when you've taken our photo, could you and your family help change his nappy"

26/07/20 11:25:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

''I'm glad everyone is observing the social distancing rules.''

''They usually do when his nappy needs changing.''

26/07/20 8:18:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

''You can push, darling. I did my share on the maternity ward.''

26/07/20 8:02:10

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6128James Lennox

"Honey, there's something you need to know about little Jimmy. Do you remember Gulliver, the guy I was dating just before you?"

26/07/20 8:00:48

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20856John Glover

"There was a huge mix up at the sperm donor clinic. They paid us excellent compensation, and the local zoo have agreed to take it on and are building a special pen to accomodate their first baby giraffe."

26/07/20 10:45:54

 
stone face Vote score: 8088stone face

Young Robbie was always spoilt by his parents. Here they are taking him for his little walk, on his 21st birthday.

26/07/20 8:29:59

 
stone face Vote score: 8088stone face

"Poor mum's lost three stone...I told her to stop breast feeding."

26/07/20 8:27:43

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1353Al Overy

Mrs Smith also held a prize for 'The fanny most resembling a wizard's sleeve'.

26/07/20 8:00:25

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10998Neil Mackenzie

Pushing Miss Daisy.

27/07/20 9:40:43

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22906Ian Skelding

"Look, Father Dougal, one more time, the pram is close to us, those two people are far away."

26/07/20 10:42:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

Chester Zoo finally find foster parents for one of their baby elephants.

26/07/20 8:56:39

 
stone face Vote score: 8088stone face

I had one of those prams. Really useful, but it was friggin' murder getting on the bus.

26/07/20 8:21:45

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1708Karen Oakenfull

“What did you have?”
“6 girls and 8 boys.”

26/07/20 8:11:22

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That's a litter. --Willie Johnson
Al Overy Vote score: 1353Al Overy

She said she hadn't been seeing Hagrid behind his back but Dave still felt suspicious.

26/07/20 13:03:45

 
Mark England Vote score: 17344Mark England

"Stop snivelling you big baby"

26/07/20 11:12:13

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22906Ian Skelding

Mr and Mrs Little had found out that Stuart was just a normal baby after all.

26/07/20 10:50:46

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4987Kenny Ireland

"No it dosen't fold up. It's not a contortionist".

26/07/20 10:47:22

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1708Karen Oakenfull

Mr and Mrs Davenport run a successful business catering for politicians and Judges who like to wear giant nappies and bonnets.

26/07/20 10:28:42

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1708Karen Oakenfull

Their son is 32 but they refuse to let him grow up.

26/07/20 10:24:02

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4987Kenny Ireland

"He also has a great uncle".

26/07/20 9:35:56

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 683alexandra ball

People thought Finn McCool was a myth but here's the proof he existed.

26/07/20 9:29:39

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1805Willie Johnson

"Our baby keeps grabbing things and throwing them inside. That's why we've superglued ourselves to the bar of the pram. I hope he doesn't take a fence."

26/07/20 8:56:45

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Willie Johnson Vote score: 1805Willie Johnson

Pram-a-lot

26/07/20 8:42:26

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23475Michael Winner

They might be smiling for the camera, but they won't be using this Airbnb again.

26/07/20 8:36:04

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23475Michael Winner

"Why does your pram have a gun turret, Mrs Serkov?"

26/07/20 8:30:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

''Kids grow up so fast these days.''

26/07/20 8:20:26

 
stone face Vote score: 8088stone face

Something something Gulliver

26/07/20 8:19:33

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1708Karen Oakenfull

“Grandad acts like a baby now so we humour him.”

26/07/20 8:12:22

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

People are seriously injured every time he throws his dummy out

26/07/20 8:11:21

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5202Chris Halliwell

I see Donald Trump is on the campaign trail again.

26/07/20 8:04:57

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6882Glyn Evans

Baby bloomers

26/07/20 8:00:29

 
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