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Hes screwed now, the combination is their wedding anniversary.
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alexandra ball Vote score: 683alexandra ball

He's screwed now, the combination is their wedding anniversary.

29/07/20 14:08:21

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20856John Glover

"Oh shit, the combination has washed off my hand."

29/07/20 12:48:55

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23475Michael Winner

A government minister attempts to tie his shoelaces.

29/07/20 11:13:29

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

" By time he'd worked out how to undo it someone had nicked his bike"

29/07/20 9:21:23

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

He was chuffed with this new game his mistress had devised. However, as the hours passed, he began to worry slightly that she might be having trouble with his cards and cash at that French place she said she was popping into for a minute.

29/07/20 14:26:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

''I'm losing my touch. I can't get out of the chains.''

''Don't worry, Harry, it's just bad lock.''

29/07/20 8:15:31

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6128James Lennox

"Honey, have you seen my keys?"

29/07/20 8:04:38

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"Have you checked where you last put them?" --Willie Johnson
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32501Tony Edwards

Harry Houdini goes into lockdown.

29/07/20 10:01:15

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

"No, sorry I can't, my hands are tied"

29/07/20 9:17:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

Harry dreaded the possibility of a lock drown.

29/07/20 8:22:02

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

When his best jacket shrank in the wash Harry knew this wasn't going to be his day.

31/07/20 18:38:06

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

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29/07/20 8:35:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10162Mr Dome

For Harry, wearing women's jewelry was escapism

29/07/20 8:09:49

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10998Neil Mackenzie

If he were alive today would he be able to get us out of 2020?

29/07/20 8:07:33

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1805Willie Johnson

"All right, taking my left arm off. Get ready with the super glue."

29/07/20 21:00:25

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

He's got the wrist of his life to solve this one.

29/07/20 14:21:20

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

Plain clothed police officer catches pickpocket in the act.

29/07/20 10:32:18

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4987Kenny Ireland

"The combination is 5782. The same as your wife's chastity belt".

29/07/20 10:06:42

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

Barnard Castle a hundred years ago. It was always popular with those evading a lockdown.

29/07/20 9:52:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

Chain male

29/07/20 8:00:06

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1353Al Overy

"Now, was it right over left and round...?"

30/07/20 20:22:52

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4987Kenny Ireland

There was a wide choice of padlocks and Cyril might have picked another one.

30/07/20 8:45:28

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1805Willie Johnson

Unfortunately his predicament left him vulnerable to a swift kick in the groin from a "critic" who didn't like the act.

29/07/20 21:35:23

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2666Scrijjy Doo

His attempt to stop arousing himself backfired horribly.

29/07/20 17:19:57

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1353Al Overy

He loved swimming but those Tyvek wristbands were bloody fiddly!

29/07/20 15:46:44

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 611Barrie Bullock

Howdini.

29/07/20 14:14:40

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6882Glyn Evans

"Have you heard about the man who could get out of anything?"
"Who dinnae?"

29/07/20 12:41:41

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23475Michael Winner

This design is a bit on-the-nose, Apple.

29/07/20 11:15:05

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15301Dan Nicholls

Ouch Samuel.

29/07/20 9:30:44

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22906Ian Skelding

A young Frank Bough, the signs were there.

29/07/20 9:30:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10162Mr Dome

All Harry had left from his late wife was her necklace. When she died it was a real blow to the stomach

29/07/20 9:22:56

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

''Tanks for the memories, Harry.''

29/07/20 8:35:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

♫ Always lock on the right slide of life… ♫

29/07/20 8:29:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

I'm an escape artist too you know.

I can play God Save the Queen by farting.

29/07/20 8:19:43

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

"It's just a stage I'm going through."

29/07/20 8:15:28

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5925C CaMel

He's the World's Greatest, on paper.

29/07/20 8:11:19

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

''Darling, these S & M sessions have given me a great idea.''

29/07/20 8:07:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

Wrist action man

29/07/20 8:06:30

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10998Neil Mackenzie

His Mum used to cuff him round the ear.

29/07/20 8:06:01

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10998Neil Mackenzie

His theme tune was unchained melody.

29/07/20 8:04:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

''These chains are bloody awkward. Perhaps we should forget about the tank full of water,'' said Harry's twin brother, Dave.

29/07/20 8:04:35

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1353Al Overy

For the famous 'wolverine escape', Harry attached his get-out claws.

29/07/20 8:03:10

 
Molly R Vote score: 2061Molly R

For his birthday, Mrs Houdini had given him a charm bracelet.

29/07/20 8:03:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

Harry was determined to cure his addiction to wanking.

29/07/20 8:00:24

 
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