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Totally missed opportunity for a water feature.
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Glyn Evans Vote score: 6868Glyn Evans

Totally missed opportunity for a water feature.

01/08/20 8:14:30

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6114James Lennox

"Now I have to spend eternity taking a piss ... The least that sculptor could have done was cast me licking my balls."

01/08/20 8:10:49

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4987Kenny Ireland

"An excellent casting. There is also a relief on canvas".

01/08/20 8:10:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13038Vanessa the Guesser

Boris's dog trying to organise a piss up in a brewery.

01/08/20 8:14:54

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

Owners install bollard to stop three legged dog falling over when taking a piss.

01/08/20 14:12:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23472Michael Winner

"I'm still not convinced, but it's certainly better than your last public sculpture, 'Cat That's Been Run Over'."

01/08/20 11:35:39

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23472Michael Winner

His Master's Vice.

01/08/20 11:32:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

Dog Spray Afternoon

01/08/20 15:40:05

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4941Karyn Harrison

Glasgow is full of piss artists.

01/08/20 10:08:12

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15283Dan Nicholls

"No idea, he always walks like that. Anyway, must be off. Come on Tripod."

01/08/20 8:09:49

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4987Kenny Ireland

Brussels spout.

01/08/20 10:08:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13038Vanessa the Guesser

Guide dog for the blind drunk.

01/08/20 8:05:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13038Vanessa the Guesser

Cocker spaniel

01/08/20 8:00:33

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

City Mayor rolls out the new Medusa THP-3000 posts.

01/08/20 14:06:35

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2658Scrijjy Doo

"I can't pee with someone watching."

01/08/20 13:46:41

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23472Michael Winner

The original proposal was called 'Dog Shitting On Pavement'.

01/08/20 11:30:39

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6395Vivvy En

A tribute to the record-holding champion at Dog Agility Hurdles

01/08/20 11:15:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

"That's better, I really needed a tin-kle."

01/08/20 10:24:20

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4648Lucky Elperro

"Remember to stay perfectly still" thought Roxie, "the postman can only see you if you move".

01/08/20 10:07:30

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1791Willie Johnson

That fire hydrant was blue a few minutes ago.

01/08/20 10:05:03

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 681alexandra ball

You did tell the artist to do it warts and all.

01/08/20 9:45:41

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4941Karyn Harrison

One of Rodin's lesser-known works, 'The Piss'.

01/08/20 9:26:48

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

Those are the dog's bollards.

01/08/20 9:15:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32490Tony Edwards

At least he has a post to piss on.

01/08/20 9:07:51

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

The new statue 'slash' drinking fountain was in very poor taste.

01/08/20 9:03:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

Rex needed a piss on the post after a shite on the tiles.

01/08/20 8:52:48

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

My dog can't have weed on the path - he has a cast iron alibi.

01/08/20 8:16:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

Rex manages to reach the post without treading on any lines.

01/08/20 8:10:26

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15283Dan Nicholls

His ears aren't the only things that have pricked up.

01/08/20 8:08:49

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6984Hercules Rockefeller

"Consider this territory officially marked."

01/08/20 8:04:20

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4987Kenny Ireland

At night revellers sometimes watch the dog having a piss.

02/08/20 9:55:12

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6200Greg Curtis

A Hard Cocker-spaniel

02/08/20 2:32:56

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

The dog's bollards

01/08/20 20:47:14

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20846John Glover

"It's in memory of "Slash" who became a hero by Saving a man's life. The local drunk was on the floor resting against the bollard, drinking whisky and meths, the idiot tried to light a cigarette and went up in flames, well, the statue is self explanatory."

01/08/20 18:41:03

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2658Scrijjy Doo

Brassie

01/08/20 17:20:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

"I've got a leaky ruff."

01/08/20 15:41:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

"I hate anything to do with the post."

01/08/20 15:33:30

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

I don't know much about dogs but I can tell you that this one's not a Wiener.

01/08/20 14:09:52

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10988Neil Mackenzie

He’s only having a pee, he’s not sticking his brass down for a shit.

01/08/20 12:05:03

 
stone face Vote score: 8046stone face

Yep...That's another dog ...not a real one ..But deffo another dog.

01/08/20 11:11:12

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4987Kenny Ireland

"I can't remember the name of the dog but it starts with a P".

01/08/20 11:07:17

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4987Kenny Ireland

Splashund.

01/08/20 10:32:17

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

Lashie

01/08/20 8:02:33

 
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