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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12464Vanessa the Guesser

The Galloping Gourmet

22/06/20 20:19:52

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6811Hercules Rockefeller

"Did anybody order some horse-d'oeuvres?"

22/06/20 20:05:44

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

Stable Manners

22/06/20 20:03:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32054Tony Edwards

He was the only one who offered to clear the table.

22/06/20 20:34:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9879Mr Dome

Filly mignon

22/06/20 20:18:29

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5707James Lennox

Charge of the Light Lunch Brigade

22/06/20 20:14:57

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1032Dot Old

Dessert Orchid

22/06/20 20:03:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

Dave really regretted saying he could eat a horse.

22/06/20 20:02:10

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1032Dot Old

Horse d'oeuvre

22/06/20 20:14:01

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Could probably just edit it to something else. The fair thing to do is also vote for the other horse d'oeuvres caption, if you haven't already. šŸ™‚ --Troompa Loompa
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

''And the leader has easily cleared The Chair....''

22/06/20 20:00:32

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

Cook before you leap.

22/06/20 20:01:58

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15098Dan Nicholls

Mane course.

22/06/20 20:00:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

"I thought you said 'pass the Shergar'."

22/06/20 20:27:31

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

Poor Dave always seemed to be saddled with the bill.

22/06/20 20:25:05

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

Starters Orders

22/06/20 20:06:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8998Chris Keegan

Apparently, when the waiter asked what we wanted for our first course he put us under starters orders.

22/06/20 20:45:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

You can't beat thoroughbred and butter pudding.

22/06/20 20:29:00

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5707James Lennox

"The party will kick off when Smithers shows up. He's bringing the whores."

22/06/20 20:27:49

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6696Glyn Evans

"Knocked over the bloody salt..."

22/06/20 20:24:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

"Who ordered fast food?"

22/06/20 20:12:45

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

Table Prancer

22/06/20 20:07:53

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

Horses four courses.

22/06/20 20:02:46

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6811Hercules Rockefeller

"Hi-ho, silverware, away!

22/06/20 20:01:46

 
Molly R Vote score: 1845Molly R

"It is rather spiffing to hold our reunion dinner under the old Colonel's statue."

22/06/20 20:00:21

 
Mark Sheppard Mark Sheppard

The Uber SatNav was a little too accurate back in the day

24/06/20 20:20:51

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1532Karen Oakenfull

High Hitler

23/06/20 17:44:18

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10784Neil Mackenzie

He canter do that.

23/06/20 7:46:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10784Neil Mackenzie

He rode roughshod over his men.

23/06/20 7:41:48

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6158Greg Curtis

" Nice spread...What'th...! "

23/06/20 7:17:39

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

A Lloyds' syndicate

23/06/20 0:01:59

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

Was that the Black Beauty?
No mate women aren't allowed on campus.

22/06/20 22:48:53

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5747C CaMel

Centaur Piece

22/06/20 22:48:19

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2434Scrijjy Doo

"Waiter, there's a horse in my soup."

22/06/20 20:52:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

''The waiter said that all the main courses were finished apart from the cavalry.''

22/06/20 20:45:28

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32054Tony Edwards

Soldiers get used to eating on the hoof.

22/06/20 20:45:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

''That fish was off. It's given me the trots.''

22/06/20 20:38:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

"Don't worry lads, I've found some salad dressage."

22/06/20 20:35:06

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1999Rachel P

The higher the rank, the bigger the table ornament

22/06/20 20:28:44

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20693John Glover

"No, they don't do doggy bags, but I could probably get you a horse box."

22/06/20 20:27:29

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22416Ian Skelding

Al frescolt

22/06/20 20:23:08

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5702Paul Reeve

ā€œIā€™m so hungry, I could eat a horse.ā€

22/06/20 20:21:57

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Please stop copying Dave :)See 20:02:10 --Mr Dome
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9879Mr Dome

That's the trouble with eating outside you get loads of horseflies

22/06/20 20:21:41

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22416Ian Skelding

"I'll race you to the line."
"Coke not allowed in the Army old boy."

22/06/20 20:20:48

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6129Vivvy En

"Fotherington-Smythe has declined to sit with us again. He's so jumped-up."

22/06/20 20:20:11

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1604Willie Johnson

It's a good thing he didn't pick the horse with narcolepsy.

22/06/20 20:19:33

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12464Vanessa the Guesser

"Looks like rein again."

22/06/20 20:17:16

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1604Willie Johnson

"Have you noticed anything off about this beef?"

"No, but it's very rare."

22/06/20 20:12:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

"But I thought you said the officers should be whinnied and dined."

22/06/20 20:11:06

 
Mark England Vote score: 17041Mark England

"..and we're on the run in and Soldiers Boy is in the lead, on no he's been hit by a sausage roll, a cheese sandwich and an apple. He would have surely won if he wasn't Hampered"

22/06/20 20:09:24

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8998Chris Keegan

And today at Sandown we have a race meeting.

22/06/20 20:08:05

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

Table Mounting

22/06/20 20:06:45

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

"Here's you soup gents, have you been waiting furlong?"

22/06/20 20:04:54

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

This is what happens when someone takes offence

22/06/20 20:04:43

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8998Chris Keegan

"I agree Smithers, it is getting a tad chilly but do you really need a jumper?"

22/06/20 20:02:57

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22416Ian Skelding

Becher's Brook Bond tea party

22/06/20 20:01:05

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3603Crunchy Chords

For Queen and Aintree

22/06/20 20:00:19

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3603Crunchy Chords

Steeplecheese

22/06/20 20:00:05

 
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