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Scarlett charges 3 toilet rolls for a blow job and for 2 kilos of pasta shell take it up the arse. On a good day she goes home with a full bag.
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 9206Stephen Bean

Scarlett charges 3 toilet rolls for a blow job and for 2 kilos of pasta she'll take it up the arse. On a good day she goes home with a full bag.

18/03/20 13:27:19

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Don't do it Guy. If you go near her you'll need all the hand sanitiser you can get. --James Lennox
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18010Troompa Loompa

Where are they now? #53: Iconic 70's tennis poster girl.

18/03/20 12:00:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

Following behind her after a long walk; I suddenly thought, I’m meant to be on B car park level 6,

18/03/20 16:20:44

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4448Lucky Elperro

Elaine's supercharged vibrator was great, but dragging the batteries around all day was a bind.

18/03/20 21:03:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6966The Wolf

With people in Towns and Cities in every Country around the World being asked to change their social behaviour, It's nice to see that in Blackpool, It's business as usual...

18/03/20 14:52:33

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4393Karyn Harrison

Dark roots are so tacky!

18/03/20 12:31:02

 1
There is an upper body in this picture? --Scrijjy Doo
James Lennox Vote score: 5315James Lennox

"Now, where did I put my keys?"

18/03/20 12:22:08

 
Mark England Vote score: 16502Mark England

"She walked past me and said "What you looking at, pervert?". The cheek of her"

18/03/20 12:07:37

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6966The Wolf

Butt 'n' Moon

18/03/20 12:00:06

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4448Lucky Elperro

'Prison won't change me' said Alex Salmond.

18/03/20 21:07:56

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 983Mark Wilson

Some professions work out better when your made to work from home

18/03/20 19:54:45

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21921Ian Skelding

"Cracking photo."

18/03/20 14:27:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31399Tony Edwards

Park and ride

18/03/20 12:34:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11491Vanessa the Guesser

Air hostesses are now twerking from home.

18/03/20 12:13:37

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6570Hercules Rockefeller

"Those aren't leggings. Just been a bit since I had a proper shave."

18/03/20 12:13:30

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18010Troompa Loompa

After you've finished, always check you've not left any floss behind.

18/03/20 12:13:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11491Vanessa the Guesser

I doubt she booked with Virgin Holidays

18/03/20 12:08:18

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8985Dave Bryan

''I can't understand why I'm the butt of so many jokes.''

18/03/20 12:07:41

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1354Karen Oakenfull

I can’t stop looking at this picture, state of her roots.

19/03/20 13:10:28

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

My cheeks are so red from blushing at the sight!

18/03/20 21:42:50

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2093Scrijjy Doo

If you look carefully you can see two cars and a women.

18/03/20 17:38:20

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6966The Wolf

"HEY LADY... Please cover your posterior and stop your ridiculously provocative sexual temptations aimed at stimulating my arousal...I'm more of a tit man."

18/03/20 15:50:02

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20324John Glover

Looks up to scratch to me.

18/03/20 15:07:13

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21921Ian Skelding

A cross to bare.

18/03/20 14:04:49

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

"Yes".

18/03/20 13:50:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9394Mr Dome

She's just had a Cock Inn cider

18/03/20 13:10:07

 
Mark England Vote score: 16502Mark England

When Tanya's cheap skirt kept riding up, she realised that she had bought a bum deal

18/03/20 12:10:46

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 99Fozzgog B.

Wonder if she's going to Krakow?

21/03/20 17:46:42

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 983Mark Wilson

Louise had come up with an idea of how to get her husband's body out of the house without people noticing

19/03/20 14:00:07

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1358Willie Johnson

That's not a skirt, that's a suggestion.

19/03/20 2:34:13

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 983Mark Wilson

Ahh Springtime has arrived

18/03/20 19:47:33

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

What's the matter babe, got chocolate in your tooth?

18/03/20 16:03:08

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 306alexandra ball

Damn tumble dryer has shrunk my knickers!

18/03/20 14:10:00

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5597Vivvy En

She's out of loo paper so she's derri-airing it

18/03/20 13:40:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20324John Glover

Bitch, she recently walked out on me and when she sees me ,likes to remind me of what I'm missing.

18/03/20 13:32:42

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5023Chris Halliwell

Ooh that reminds I need a new cheese wire.

18/03/20 13:19:46

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1461Rachel P

Another parking space just opened up

18/03/20 13:06:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31399Tony Edwards

Somethong for the weekend.

18/03/20 12:50:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8985Dave Bryan

''Amazing, there wasn't one pair of knickers left on the shelf.''

18/03/20 12:49:03

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2093Scrijjy Doo

The Redcoats are Coming!

18/03/20 12:41:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31399Tony Edwards

Traffic whoreden

18/03/20 12:41:03

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5597Vivvy En

She'd packed something for the weekend - Justine Case

18/03/20 12:36:31

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18010Troompa Loompa

Is it a Samsonhike?

18/03/20 12:32:34

 
Dev B Vote score: 599Dev B

"Police....we've just spotted the ass-pirin smuggler"

18/03/20 12:28:28

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18010Troompa Loompa

Detectives said it was an opening and shut case.

18/03/20 12:28:21

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18010Troompa Loompa

Thrifty Bridget Jones made these and 4 other pairs of pants out of 1 pair.

18/03/20 12:20:07

 
Dev B Vote score: 599Dev B

She's definitely a Virgin ..........flight attendant.

18/03/20 12:18:50

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5315James Lennox

She's the local bike, and the local bike-stand.

18/03/20 12:17:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31399Tony Edwards

Easter Bummy

18/03/20 12:16:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31399Tony Edwards

Treasure *unt

18/03/20 12:10:58

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1461Rachel P

Carry-On Columbarse

18/03/20 12:09:03

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3734Stu Dent

With all the travel restrictions looks like the cracks are starting to show.

18/03/20 12:04:33

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1461Rachel P

Cabin crew being sent home give their bums up!

18/03/20 12:04:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9394Mr Dome

Excuse me love your rabbit is falling out of your bag

18/03/20 12:03:06

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6508Glyn Evans

Skirt 'n' Board

18/03/20 12:02:57

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9394Mr Dome

Centaurs do exist

18/03/20 12:02:22

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3734Stu Dent

Booking a cheeky trip away.

18/03/20 12:02:04

 
Molly R Vote score: 1663Molly R

Somebody swapped my tennis racquet for this flight case.

18/03/20 12:00:09

 
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