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  Smuldo Vote score: 11726 Smuldo

"Goodbye my friend, Flare well..."

14/02/20 21:24:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Fancy going out?"

14/02/20 20:00:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12113Dave Bryan

Friendly fire

14/02/20 20:05:07

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

As soon as I touched his hand, I knew he was a match

14/02/20 20:00:12

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5259Chris Halliwell

He was later arrested for being in possession of a Firearm.

14/02/20 21:39:38

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9392The Wolf

Thomas Cooked

14/02/20 20:07:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13137Stephen Bean

"You're fired!"

14/02/20 20:00:12

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2916Scrijjy Doo

Shake 'n Bake

14/02/20 20:47:42

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4278Crunchy Chords
"Goodbye my friend, Flare well..."

14/02/20 20:01:17

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11726 Smuldo

"Nice suit, I love Flares..."

14/02/20 21:17:56

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6747Vivvy En

Robert Burns

14/02/20 20:21:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

I met my old flame James today.

14/02/20 20:00:14

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2010Mark Wilson

Which one's the Australian prime minister again?

15/02/20 0:24:48

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11726 Smuldo

Heat and Greet.

14/02/20 21:08:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9908Chris Keegan

Following his announcement, Philip Schofield rushes home only to be disappointed by searching 'Hot Blokes' brings up Pink Floyd album covers

14/02/20 21:01:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9908Chris Keegan

It is quite remarkable, from just a handshake Dr Asif can tell if something's inflamed.

14/02/20 20:14:58

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Stu Dent Vote score: 4731Stu Dent

Char Grilled Meet

14/02/20 20:12:02

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Bondfire

14/02/20 20:04:43

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13137Stephen Bean

"Did you forget your wife's Valentine card again Dave?"

14/02/20 20:04:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12113Dave Bryan

Warm handshake

14/02/20 20:00:30

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9908Chris Keegan

Joe wasn't good at holding down a job, no sooner he was hired he was fired.

14/02/20 20:00:07

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 646Barrie Bullock

Hi, I'm Pink, Floyd.

15/02/20 14:03:24

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4772Lucky Elperro

When you buy your suicide vest from eBay.

14/02/20 22:22:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23529Michael Winner

"Excuse me, but by any chance do you use a Samsung Galaxy Note 6?"

14/02/20 22:00:46

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11726 Smuldo

"Cos, when they met, It was Murder..."

14/02/20 21:20:08

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6747Vivvy En

Ignatius was given a lookwarm reception

14/02/20 21:00:35

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13620Vanessa the Guesser

Monte Carlo or Combust

14/02/20 20:50:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9908Chris Keegan

"It's an honour to meet you Sir, I'm a great fan of your daughter, how is Flaming Nora?"

14/02/20 20:27:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10537Mr Dome

Guy?

14/02/20 20:11:48

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4278Crunchy Chords

The Faust and the Furious

14/02/20 20:10:40

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

“Put it there, Sparky!”

14/02/20 20:09:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32891Tony Edwards

Arthur Brown

14/02/20 20:08:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9908Chris Keegan

It's fine you saying wish you were here but now I am it's bloody hot!

14/02/20 20:01:58

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

He really hoped this plan wouldn’t backfire on him too.

14/02/20 20:01:02

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9392The Wolf

Ok, in hindsight, I shouldn't have played the old 'electric shock handshake trick', but how was I supposed to know how much aftershave he was wearing...

14/02/20 20:01:00

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4278Crunchy Chords

Better the devil you know…

14/02/20 20:00:06

 
The Caption Guy The Caption Guy



"I'm tried to quit smoking, but it's tough!"

24/02/20 19:26:25

 
The Caption Guy The Caption Guy



"Yeah, hi, I heard you were a little gay!"

24/02/20 19:25:17

 
G fj Vote score: 486G fj

Wow that's some serious static man, have you been rubbing that cheap suit with a plastic rod?

17/02/20 15:47:31

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11219Neil Mackenzie

Do you fancy alight lunch?

16/02/20 6:21:53

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Hell's Angel

15/02/20 18:02:50

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

I just had some Indian curry yea

15/02/20 17:31:45

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

Smokey says I was the only one who could prevent it. Too bad I was born in 1996.

15/02/20 2:27:44

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

I smell a politician’s lie, and it seems that fire has spread.

15/02/20 2:26:07

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 715Generic RedHead

"Hey Dave, you're on fire right now."
"Thanks mate, thats really nice of you to say."

15/02/20 1:14:07

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Being a Vampire made it difficult closing business deals

14/02/20 23:21:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10537Mr Dome

Osama Burn Laden

14/02/20 23:20:12

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2010Mark Wilson

golden handshake

14/02/20 22:37:24

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1998Willie Johnson

"A thousand points of light" all concentrated in one place.

14/02/20 21:23:58

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

Jack Smith and Sabir Bhatia, co-founders of hotmale.com

14/02/20 21:21:19

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1998Willie Johnson

Getting fired and a golden handshake in one.

14/02/20 21:12:10

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11726 Smuldo

"Thanks for your service now piss off you retardant..."

14/02/20 21:12:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21102John Glover

Dave is a fireman by profession, but when socialising, likes to leave anything to do with work behind him.

14/02/20 21:01:13

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21102John Glover

Light fingered

14/02/20 20:53:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12113Dave Bryan

''I've been working so hard I've almost burned myself out.''

14/02/20 20:48:11

 
Mark England Vote score: 17472Mark England

🎵 This Will's on fire... 🎵

14/02/20 20:44:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9908Chris Keegan

"So good to meet you, did you arrive by taxi or come bused?"

14/02/20 20:23:33

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5190Karyn Harrison

Tinder Surprise

14/02/20 20:23:13

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 23358Ian Skelding

"That's a nice charcoal suit."

14/02/20 20:11:52

 
Mark England Vote score: 17472Mark England

Herman now wishes that he didn't have that second bowl of Ready Brek

14/02/20 20:10:38

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10537Mr Dome

Wow. That's weird. How'd you get your hair so bouffonty?

14/02/20 20:09:52

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23358Ian Skelding

"They met on Tinder"

14/02/20 20:09:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32891Tony Edwards

Fiery Jack

14/02/20 20:04:55

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9392The Wolf

"Have you got a light?"

14/02/20 20:01:59

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

"I'm your sister's new flame"

14/02/20 20:01:01

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4278Crunchy Chords

Burt's into flames!

14/02/20 20:00:35

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

Martin Offiah

14/02/20 20:00:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13137Stephen Bean

Man on Fire

14/02/20 20:00:04

 
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