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"Sir, hands up and dont move. Were taking you into custody because your upper torso resembles a horses face...and stop staring at me with your nipples"
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The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

"Sir, hands up and don't move. We're taking you into custody because your upper torso resembles a horse's face...and stop staring at me with your nipples"

01/04/21 20:23:29

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7488Vivvy En

"Oh, for God's sake. It's SHOULDERS next, then knees..."

01/04/21 20:06:20

 
Tony S Vote score: 1829Tony S

For contamination reasons the beach football was allowed to go ahead using an imaginary ball. Shirts lead skins 1-0 but skins have a throw.

01/04/21 20:32:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Gigolo available for any captioneer with a spare £50. Willing to travel.

01/04/21 20:00:18

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Depends where you go, Mr Dome. In Doncaster, it would get you a good shag and 23 quid change  --The Wolf
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

"YOU THINK IT'S EASY, STYLING YOUR HAIR WITH TINY HANDS?!"

01/04/21 21:14:33

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7921Glyn Evans

Yeah, they're not technically sit ups if you're standing up on a stairwell.

01/04/21 20:31:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

"Take that evil villain. Yes, you won't be ending the world now will you? Look at you crying like a baby because your eyes are stinging so much"

BO Man wasn't a stereotypical Superhero.

01/04/21 20:20:45

 
stone face Vote score: 9419stone face

"So Grandma! What finally made you decide to get your cataracts done?"

01/04/21 20:47:10

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

"Just fixing my hair, I'll be with you in a minute torso."

01/04/21 20:35:52

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

11.29 Diet Pepsi break

01/04/21 20:30:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11837Neil Mackenzie

During Lockdown his hair had grown really long, and he was still attempting to pull it back away from his face even though he’d had it cut this morning.

01/04/21 20:25:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

"Can you help me get my tee-shirt on please? My frozen shoulders are killing me."

01/04/21 20:18:46

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

"Cluck cluck cluck BAH-GAWK"

"Great, Dave's been hypnotised and thinks he's a chicken again. Honestly, you can't take him anywhere"

01/04/21 20:06:20

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1184alexandra ball

Do you like what you see?
Yes, beautiful intricate detail on the wood carving.

01/04/21 20:02:11

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

April's fool finally gets his day in the sun.

01/04/21 20:01:59

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 896Ellen Duncalf

Have never been so out of shape as I am in this latest lockdown.

01/04/21 20:00:11

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2659Willie Johnson

If you split Joey Fatone's last name in half, it's "fat one".
I think I know more than I want to about 'N Sync.

02/04/21 9:52:37

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6675Greg Curtis

"....not THAT head."

02/04/21 2:13:38

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7179C CaMel

He didn't make it into Steps, it was almost a tragedy.

01/04/21 22:53:30

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7179C CaMel

Costa del Anthony

01/04/21 22:28:26

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

Pecs on the Beach

01/04/21 20:33:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

It's Dave Beadle

01/04/21 20:28:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

Groom with a view

01/04/21 20:27:41

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

Introducing Billy-three-cocks

01/04/21 20:27:35

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

🎵 Tragedy 🎵

01/04/21 20:25:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''Is that a hose pipe in your pocket or was the prostate operation a big success?''

01/04/21 20:18:02

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

Budgie smuggler arrested.

01/04/21 20:05:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

Love Yourself Island

01/04/21 20:05:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

"You are under arrest for indecent use of a hose pipe in a public place .... "

01/04/21 20:00:17

 
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