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James Lennox Vote score: 4473James Lennox

"A little help here guys, this damn sign's heavy."

12/01/20 20:00:48

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3802Karyn Harrison

Claw enforcement

12/01/20 20:10:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10310Vanessa the Guesser

That might ruffle a few feathers.

12/01/20 20:00:59

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9835Neil Mackenzie

Luckily for the early birds the worms couldn’t read.

13/01/20 19:00:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8139Chris Keegan

- I've just washed my car.

12/01/20 23:10:43

 
Rachel P Vote score: 610Rachel P

....tuppence a bag

12/01/20 20:00:40

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22602Michael Winner


Fat Bustard.

12/01/20 21:10:44

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21307Ian Skelding

"Damn Mary Poppins, I've just wasted tuppence."

12/01/20 20:50:27

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

...to the crocodiles.

13/01/20 18:26:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8581Mr Dome

Flock off

12/01/20 20:58:07

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Or you could say "Get the flock out of here". --Willie Johnson
larry G. Vote score: 1423larry G.

“But you can feed the owl.”

14/01/20 1:01:48

 
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

Please ignore this sign, I'm hungry

13/01/20 10:09:13

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 430Mark Wilson

Truth is we're all Vegans. We just don't tell everyone every 2 minutes, unlike you humans.

13/01/20 9:39:30

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

They can pay for their own Bill.

13/01/20 2:54:54

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

.......it may cause them to have a Tern!

13/01/20 2:49:23

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1689Scrijjy Doo

Because I'm on a low fat diet.

13/01/20 0:11:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8581Mr Dome

The crowd reseeded to a safe distance

12/01/20 21:46:41

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8139Chris Keegan

- The blokes are staving.

12/01/20 21:10:49

 
Rachel P Vote score: 610Rachel P

Bob Geldof has already organised a concert for their tweetment

12/01/20 21:03:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30659Tony Edwards

We have our eagle-eye trained on you.

12/01/20 20:56:09

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3802Karyn Harrison

Signs like this just encourage the thieving magpies and the robbin' redbreasts.

12/01/20 20:49:56

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6205Hercules Rockefeller

Suddenly, Alfred Hitchcock became inspired.

12/01/20 20:23:52

 
Rachel P Vote score: 610Rachel P

By order of the Beaky Blinders

12/01/20 20:21:49

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3192Stu Dent

He is on hunger flight

12/01/20 20:03:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

...until they have said grace. "Ok, let osprey..."

12/01/20 20:03:27

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2704Crunchy Chords

"... Especially your girlfriend, mate, she's a fat cow!… And that one too, she's a biffa, don't let that podgy slag have another bite, haha!"

Hunger Games: Mockingjay

12/01/20 20:00:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10310Vanessa the Guesser

Pecking order

12/01/20 20:00:19

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

How are you going to enforce it? Oh, I see...

12/01/20 20:00:09

 
stone face Vote score: 6707stone face

I remember seeing that bird on Britain's Got Talons..

12/01/20 20:52:49

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21307Ian Skelding

"That's a bird sign."

12/01/20 20:46:08

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5052Vivvy En

"Honestly, I have to watch the blighters like a hawk."

12/01/20 20:43:59

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6099Glyn Evans

"Even if I wanted to, how?"

12/01/20 20:34:51

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5919The Wolf

...explosives covered in breadcrumbs. It's not nice.

12/01/20 20:29:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

He must be a trill seeker

12/01/20 20:24:04

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10310Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm afraid we're not licensed to trill."

12/01/20 20:16:11

 
Molly R Vote score: 1407Molly R

It's Diet January.

12/01/20 20:13:52

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4473James Lennox

"That's it Number One, straight at the 'D', hold it steady, wait for it, wait for it ... poos away!"

Flight Commander Peregrine guides Mission Obliterate 'DO NOT' towards their target.

12/01/20 20:12:51

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3802Karyn Harrison

Not even the starvlings.

12/01/20 20:12:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7272Dave Bryan

Obey the sign and don't be a tit.

12/01/20 20:12:09

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8581Mr Dome

Where Eagles Dare

12/01/20 20:10:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30659Tony Edwards

Don't be a twitter.

12/01/20 20:08:49

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1000Willie Johnson

Just what are you hawking?

12/01/20 20:08:05

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 6713Stephen Bean

Council take steps after old lady swallows a bird to eat the spider who wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.

12/01/20 20:07:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

Where there's a quill there's a way...

12/01/20 20:00:41

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3192Stu Dent

Bill by mouth

12/01/20 20:00:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6713Stephen Bean

"Ignore the falcon sign and harrier up with the food before someone sees you!"

12/01/20 20:00:11

 
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