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Four Funerals and a Wedding
20/06/19 11:07:27
"Now we can have as much cake as we like!"
20/06/19 11:17:08
Something old, something new, something borrowed and something blew the guests heads off...
20/06/19 11:00:12
"Is there anyone ELSE who objects?"
20/06/19 12:00:15
''What bigamy problem?''
20/06/19 11:06:32
Here culls the bride...
20/06/19 11:13:11
We can't be married, there are no witnesses.
20/06/19 11:02:32
"It was the kindest thing to do Darling, putting them through Sweet Caroline and Come on Eileen tonight would have been cruel."
20/06/19 14:15:43
“Well, since it looks as if nobody has spoken out and forever held their peace, I now pronounce you man and wife.”
20/06/19 11:00:28
The bride was so beautiful she blew everyone away.
20/06/19 11:00:08
Shotgun wedding
20/06/19 11:00:04
The Hitman and Her
20/06/19 11:45:53
♬ I'm getting buried in the morning...
20/06/19 11:09:02
“…you may now kill the bride”
20/06/19 11:00:06
"Happy now!! 50 on the bride's side and 50 on the groom's side."
20/06/19 11:44:06
“IDIOTS. You’re not supposed to shoot your load until the wedding night”
20/06/19 11:00:16
"What a wonderful day""The execution was perfect"
20/06/19 13:41:22
Photo courtesy of Wedding Magazine
20/06/19 11:45:00
They’ve been married for 20 years. Would’ve got less for murder.
20/06/19 11:00:49
When the Brides Mother and the Grooms Mother saw they were both wearing the same outfit they both said “Shoot Me.”
20/06/19 16:14:11
Now I understand why you didn't want it at the registry office.
20/06/19 11:41:56
"Is that a gun in your pocket?"
20/06/19 11:38:49
"Okay folks, now the ceremony's over, who's on soft drinks and who's getting slaughtered?"
20/06/19 11:22:03
"Darling, you did remember to load your gun with paintballs didn't you?"
20/06/19 11:19:36
Moments later, Quentin Tarantino came up with a brilliant movie idea.
20/06/19 11:15:48
♬ Frock Around the Glock ♬
20/06/19 11:11:17
A Shot in the Park
20/06/19 11:05:38
The Bride and Doom
“That’ll teach them to give us nothing but bloody M & S vouchers”
20/06/19 11:00:07
"Jeez I only said I didn't like my mother in law "
26/06/19 1:02:20
“......that’s great guys, hold it there...fantastic. All done. I er..I’ll just erm.. go now and get these sent off...In you go lads.” Said the Police forensics photographer who got a bit carried away with the whole wedding thing and the romance of it all.
23/06/19 9:06:20
I've gone off men with a ponytail
22/06/19 13:12:28
Shot gun wedding
21/06/19 21:05:58
Dirty Harry and My Gun Markle
21/06/19 0:33:10
how dare they wear Shorts to my big day
20/06/19 19:46:23
A shotgun wedding
20/06/19 16:26:03
"Bridesmaids dress colors were awful."
20/06/19 16:06:07
"And you thought I was gun shy."
20/06/19 15:51:31
...and for their engagement the theme was 'Pistol's at Dawn'
20/06/19 13:46:11
''Say you've bought us a toaster. Go ahead, make my day.''
20/06/19 12:30:50
There is no escape - they are surrounded by the copse
20/06/19 12:29:53
Some still believe that sex before marriage assassin.
20/06/19 12:17:26
"But I though you said to hire a mourning suit."
20/06/19 12:10:52
What a way to celebrate their blood diamond anniversary.
20/06/19 12:03:59
In Alabama it's not the photographer who does the shooting.
20/06/19 11:56:47
"Well we did say dress in black."
20/06/19 11:39:35
Susan insisted on Dave proving he wasn't firing blanks before going ahead.
20/06/19 11:28:43
"I love you, babe.""I...Sal, why is your gun pointed upwards at me. Sal...?"
20/06/19 11:25:44
They are young and in love. Let's not say anything to trigger them.
20/06/19 11:22:49
Something sorrowed, something slew.
20/06/19 11:16:38
A wedding to die for.
20/06/19 11:15:20
"Sorry my darling, for being selfish, not a good start to our marriage, I didn't realise you wanted to shoot the best man."
20/06/19 11:14:15
It'll end in tiers.
20/06/19 11:07:07
Bonnie and Died
20/06/19 11:04:50
Conjugular rites.
20/06/19 11:03:35