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Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6331Hercules Rockefeller

"I'm getting too old for this shit."

27/05/19 11:06:48

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4823James Lennox

Holy Shit

27/05/19 11:00:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8869Mr Dome

Pope John Paul the turd

27/05/19 11:31:48

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2836GeeDee

You tell him he's using the Christening Font

27/05/19 15:45:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21513Ian Skelding

The Poop

27/05/19 11:00:10

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Matthew, Mark, look John!

27/05/19 11:02:30

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8159Chris Keegan

PayPal Deposit

27/05/19 11:00:24

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8159Chris Keegan

"Darling, when you said you were putting some popery in the toilet...."

27/05/19 11:05:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7780Dave Bryan

''No thanks, I don't want to kiss your ring.''

27/05/19 11:00:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30899Tony Edwards

Holy Farter

27/05/19 11:26:55

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Pongtiff

27/05/19 11:01:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7567Stephen Bean

Purge-atory

27/05/19 17:46:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7567Stephen Bean

God never closes a door without opening a window.

27/05/19 17:16:40

 
stone face Vote score: 6925stone face

Here's the Pope in the Cistern Chapel

27/05/19 12:18:38

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8869Mr Dome

The Lord moves in mysterious ways

27/05/19 11:25:33

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Head of the Vatican Shitty

27/05/19 11:01:30

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6379The Wolf

His Holimess

27/05/19 11:00:09

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

Been sat here for hours thinking of a craption

27/05/19 16:17:33

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3319Paul Woolley

Pointing (Saint) Peter at the porcelain.

27/05/19 15:41:45

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20074John Glover

"Eight pints of Guinness, never again."

27/05/19 11:15:36

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14254Dan Nicholls

Woah, that's some mass!

27/05/19 11:06:15

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14254Dan Nicholls

This is definitely photoshopped, where's his copy of the racing post?

27/05/19 11:05:30

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Pew!

27/05/19 11:00:50

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4823James Lennox

Poope

27/05/19 11:00:22

 
kieran cookson kieran cookson

Where's the kids when you need them?

31/05/19 21:00:47

 
Alasdair Kerr Alasdair Kerr

Christ this must be my new poop mobile

29/05/19 2:17:08

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 349Gavin Smithers

While he was touched that Bridget Jones had sent him her pants, the Pope found them a bit too big.

28/05/19 21:24:58

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5022C CaMel

Not a bad photo once he's had a crop

27/05/19 18:29:42

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1849Scrappy Doo

The Head of the Church

27/05/19 17:20:34

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10058Neil Mackenzie

After making a big song and dance about walls being immoral, the Pope looks out across the bridge they replaced the toilet wall with.

27/05/19 15:30:52

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Francis no. 2.

27/05/19 14:39:39

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

The Pope realised the truth in Dante's Inferno as he suffered the bowels of hell!

27/05/19 14:27:30

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

That moment of resignation when he realised he'd forgotten to lift the lid.

27/05/19 14:21:23

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5630Tosser Wivlov

Was that an aaaaaah! Father.

27/05/19 13:59:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I've had enough of living in the Vatican City, so I'm leaving this dump right now!"

27/05/19 13:19:00

 
Mark England Vote score: 15965Mark England

"Damn, no toilet paper. Now I know why Franciscan monks wear brown tunics"

27/05/19 12:18:10

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Shit happens even to the best of us.

27/05/19 11:37:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8869Mr Dome

Father (constipa)Ted

27/05/19 11:33:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10709Vanessa the Guesser

"I won't tell Mother Superior I've blocked the drains. She'll be Nun the Wiser."

27/05/19 11:29:25

 
Molly R Vote score: 1472Molly R

Testiculos habet, et bene pendentes.

27/05/19 11:26:54

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6379The Wolf

Lord have mercy on my arsehole

27/05/19 11:26:33

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20074John Glover

"Thank you Father Jones, I still don't understand why you call it a 'blow Job'."

27/05/19 11:25:35

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6379The Wolf

The Crapacy

27/05/19 11:21:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30899Tony Edwards

Confessional bogs

27/05/19 11:19:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7780Dave Bryan

''At last we can see some smoke from the holy chimney. He must have finally got rid of the curry.''

27/05/19 11:15:06

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

"Your holiness, father Benedict has been in there for forty minutes!"
"Well, when he comes out just show him your cross my child"
"RIGHT YOU OLD DICK I'VE PEED MY DRESS BECAUSE OF YOU...ASSHOLE!"

27/05/19 11:08:33

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4823James Lennox

The Pope reflects upon his decision to install marble features instead of a toilet roll holder.

27/05/19 11:07:57

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14254Dan Nicholls

He's about to baptise some little sh*t.

27/05/19 11:07:29

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

"Where's little Johnny? He said he'd be here at eleventy o'clock."

27/05/19 11:07:15

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Sleeping on the job

27/05/19 11:03:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7780Dave Bryan

''I'm in favour of disciplining priests but I don't think it's right to beat the bishop.''

27/05/19 11:02:31

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22699Michael Winner

I'll never understand the rules of cricket.

27/05/19 11:01:18

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22699Michael Winner

Finally an answer to the question, ‘does the Pope crap in the woods?’

27/05/19 11:00:40

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Just five minutes ago a choirboy informed his holiness he was going to the newspapers.

27/05/19 11:00:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7780Dave Bryan

Number Two
(Assuming Number One exists)

27/05/19 11:00:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"My papal ring is red hot after that Tindaloo last night"

27/05/19 11:00:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"There's no bloody papacy!"

27/05/19 11:00:09

 
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