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Dot Old Vote score: 556Dot Old

Mrs Midas

09/05/19 8:00:48

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19867John Llamas

“Tracey love ...... is it me, or is that new gardener a bit selective with where he polishes with the Brasso ?......”

09/05/19 8:14:15

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Au what a lovely pair!

09/05/19 9:03:47

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6215Chris Keegan

Exactly what was it that attracted you to brass rubbing?

09/05/19 8:51:59

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This reminds me of the classic quote by the wonderful Caroline Aherne when she was interviewing Debbie McGee on the Mrs Merton Show: ''What first attracted you to the millionaire, Paul Daniels?'' --Dave Bryan
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1996Crunchy Chords

Winner of the Golden Globes

09/05/19 15:39:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5084Dave Bryan

Brass knockers

09/05/19 8:00:17

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5723Hercules Rockefeller

"You're right. She's definitely had some work done."

09/05/19 8:05:18

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

In Which magazine tests, Ronseal didn't quite do what it said on the tin.

09/05/19 19:40:41

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4406Vivvy En

Re-positioning the statue proved to be a monumental boob

09/05/19 8:58:19

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

Wife of Henry VIII...Jane SeeMore

09/05/19 8:43:05

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 910Karen Oakenfull

Nell Gwynn’s rival - Gloria Stits

09/05/19 8:35:38

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12898Dan Nicholls

"Polish?"
"Actually, she's French."

09/05/19 8:31:45

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"Eyes up here... my sculptor forgot to put my eyes up here."

09/05/19 8:03:45

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3837The Wolf

I believe it dates back to the Cleav age

09/05/19 8:00:47

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36574Welsh Rarebit

That statue must be the 4th wife of Henry VIII, Anne of Cleavages.

09/05/19 8:00:39

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

Instead of a statue of Theresa May's Brexit, we got Teresa May's Bra-exit.

09/05/19 19:46:08

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9321Neil Mackenzie

Can you believe the student got double d’s in the art and craft exam.

09/05/19 18:13:59

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19307John Glover

"If we remove it from the all male college grounds, we'll be called sexist, if we leave it, well, look what is happening."
"Aye, there's the rub."

09/05/19 13:27:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29752Tony Edwards

Molly Melons

09/05/19 11:26:55

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

Overdid the wax on wax off (can't think why)

09/05/19 9:57:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7113Mr Dome

Jeeves, where were your hands when the chimney sweep was here?

09/05/19 8:53:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3907Stephen Bean

"Alloy Boys."

09/05/19 8:26:07

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2594James Lennox

She used to be flat as a pancake, but luckily a brass monkey swung past in winter.

09/05/19 8:23:00

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

She couldn't keep the disappointment from her face when she saw David.

09/05/19 8:11:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5084Dave Bryan

Uplifting sculpture

09/05/19 8:03:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6215Chris Keegan

Iron Maiden

09/05/19 8:00:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3837The Wolf

Nice bust.

09/05/19 8:00:09

 
Maria W Maria W

It's brass monkeys out here, or rather brass puppies

17/05/19 12:14:32

 
Doug McGrave Doug McGrave

Bras rubbing

10/05/19 21:06:13

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

There's gold in them thar hills.

09/05/19 21:11:09

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1037Scrappy Doo

Perfect for brass balls.

09/05/19 15:10:45

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1996Crunchy Chords

Looks like she has some good buffers.

09/05/19 15:07:40

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Chez is a waitress at the local Brasserie.

09/05/19 15:05:22

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5559Glyn Evans

Carat top

09/05/19 9:53:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29752Tony Edwards

A cheap frill

09/05/19 9:51:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3907Stephen Bean

Dolly Part-iron

09/05/19 9:16:44

 
Mark England Vote score: 15228Mark England

"Copper look at those beauties"

09/05/19 9:00:33

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

Marie Antwinette

09/05/19 8:36:18

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

Lenora de Hor regretted ignoring her husband's sage advice to tan at a nude beach before sitting for the sculptor.

09/05/19 8:34:02

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12898Dan Nicholls

Left your bra on when on the sunbed again Marie?

09/05/19 8:32:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5084Dave Bryan

Heavy metal

09/05/19 8:24:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8780Vanessa the Guesser

Art appreciation

09/05/19 8:21:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5084Dave Bryan

Anne Boleyn Balls

09/05/19 8:19:59

 
Dot Old Vote score: 556Dot Old

Brassed off

09/05/19 8:17:55

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2594James Lennox

Ever since she was cast, Old Joe has been faithfully polishing his erection. He has no idea who made the statue.

09/05/19 8:15:18

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19867John Llamas

The bald headed conjoined twins had come up with a masterful disguise to win this years hide and seek contest.

09/05/19 8:12:10

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2594James Lennox

This explains why so many male bronze statues have shiny noses.

09/05/19 8:04:00

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2594James Lennox

Bustrous

09/05/19 8:00:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36574Welsh Rarebit

Statue of Libertitty

09/05/19 8:00:18

 
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