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Next on Britains Got Talent 2020 its Spread Eagle, two gender fluid performance artists who combine dance with falconry
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Mr Dome  Vote score: 10567Mr Dome

Next on Britain's Got Talent 2020 it's Spread Eagle, two gender fluid performance artists who combine dance with falconry

27/07/20 20:21:03

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4314Crunchy Chords

"Our act really took off after I added the bra," said Dave.

27/07/20 19:00:38

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2028Mark Wilson

10 minutes later and we were thrown out of Ikea

27/07/20 23:41:06

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23536Michael Winner

As traffic cops go they were useless, but they never had any complaints.

27/07/20 20:59:29

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23536Michael Winner

"Conjoined twins, bitten by a radioactive Liberace..."

27/07/20 20:58:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23383Ian Skelding

"Your Father and I always knew you were gay Julie, you didn't have to make a song and dance about it."

27/07/20 20:39:35

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4793Lucky Elperro

In Las Vegas even the cops directing traffic at intersections can get a bit carried away.

27/07/20 20:02:23

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 844alexandra ball

Swing out sister

27/07/20 19:09:01

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 379Fozzgog B.

WALL-E couldn't deny being in the strip club. But claimed he'd vacuumed up the white dust on the floor completely out of habit

27/07/20 20:25:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13247Stephen Bean

With studios closed, Dave was quite pleased his wife and friend had to practise their show in his sitting room. He just wasn't sure how much longer the coffee table would last.

27/07/20 19:49:19

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32927Tony Edwards

Scissor Sisters

27/07/20 19:02:32

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2302Al Overy

It wasn't easy flagging a taxi in Soho after midnight...

27/07/20 19:01:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11241Neil Mackenzie

Visiting China they describe themselves as gymnasts and not acrobats.
Why?
Because they eat bats in China.

28/07/20 6:00:16

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2937Scrijjy Doo

So that's what "Ringling Brothers" means.

27/07/20 21:04:46

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2937Scrijjy Doo

"Big Top" my ass!

27/07/20 21:04:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10567Mr Dome

Take That farewell tour

27/07/20 20:12:52

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9958Chris Keegan

Bless them, they're joined at the hip.

27/07/20 19:28:45

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

T-birds

27/07/20 19:19:05

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6846James Lennox

Melting Ice Caps: The Musical

27/07/20 19:18:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32927Tony Edwards

Tiltillating

27/07/20 19:16:07

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5262Chris Halliwell

That's the worst case of Siamese Twins I've ever seen.

27/07/20 19:07:41

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9485The Wolf

The crowd were so mesmerised by the performance of the two dancers, that they failed to spot the satanic robot eyeing them up ready for destruction.

27/07/20 19:00:15

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1866Karen Oakenfull

Mel and Rina alway made a song and dance about doing the ironing.

28/07/20 12:15:42

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

Conjoin with me.

28/07/20 11:20:03

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

Whoa...men.

28/07/20 11:19:00

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23536Michael Winner

"I'm not complaining, I'm just wondering why you're dressed like that to fit my new drainpipe."

27/07/20 20:57:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10567Mr Dome

One looks happy but the other somewhat perspexed

27/07/20 20:22:06

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2028Willie Johnson

Superglue. Sometime you just have to work with it.

27/07/20 19:57:53

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21125John Glover

"Christ, I couldn't hold on to her, I lost my grip. Do you think she'll ever talk to me again Grace?"
"Depends Mary, I'm sure she will if she survives the 100ft drop."

27/07/20 19:46:13

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4748Stu Dent

Beats working on a construction site.

27/07/20 19:45:14

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13640Vanessa the Guesser

"I've always carried a torch for these two" said Warwick.

27/07/20 19:33:57

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7164Glyn Evans

With a glass floor and a glass ceiling, Rita and Sandra felt for the glass walls

27/07/20 19:10:51

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2302Al Overy

The nurses rushed to the hospital roof, cast aside their see-through PPE gowns and sang!

27/07/20 19:03:53

 
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