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Funny Bean Vote score: 3014Funny Bean

"Do you want to see my mandrill?"

13/02/19 12:01:37

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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

"Ooh George, have you been eating Passion Fruit again?"

13/02/19 12:34:43

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 858Spycenwolf

Bi-curious George.

(Nod to 12:34:43)

13/02/19 15:09:20

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20663Ian Skelding

"Hope you've taken precautions."
"Of course, I've put plenty of leaves down there in case you fall off."

13/02/19 12:12:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35941Welsh Rarebit

"Do you want to feel macaque?"

13/02/19 12:00:14

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3014Funny Bean

Prime mates

13/02/19 12:00:04

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5627Hercules Rockefeller

"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

13/02/19 12:05:04

 
Mark England Vote score: 14891Mark England

" Do you fancy some monkey nuts?"

13/02/19 12:16:38

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3014Funny Bean

"Did you remember to put your capuch in?"

13/02/19 12:06:59

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9186Neil Mackenzie

Our kissing Cousins.

13/02/19 22:07:25

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4189Vivvy En

"Ooh ooh ah ah"
"Do you like that, Babe?"
"You're on my foot"

13/02/19 14:28:47

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1998James Lennox

Monkey foreplay is fascinating. First the female picks fleas from his fur, then the male attempts to remove fruit from her teeth with his tongue. If successful, he then offers her a banana and some nuts.

13/02/19 13:32:30

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 900Karen Oakenfull

“Geoff I told you...No tongues.”

13/02/19 12:32:28

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

🎵 Two little monkeys sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G ...

13/02/19 12:24:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5699Chris Keegan

Meet Clive, king of the swingers.

13/02/19 12:05:32

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12525Dan Nicholls

Attenborough in the bushes "That's it, here comes another BAFTA."

13/02/19 12:05:02

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5699Chris Keegan

"Come on love, show us your PG Tits"

13/02/19 12:03:36

 
Molly R Vote score: 891Molly R

More fun than spanking the monkey

13/02/19 12:00:17

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 807Scrappy Doo

It's not gay if you don't have opposable thumbs.

13/02/19 22:52:37

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2680The Wolf

They were up to some Monkey Business

13/02/19 13:32:25

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4237Kenny Ireland

Animal attraction.

13/02/19 12:54:28

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5563Greg Curtis

"SO human..."

13/02/19 12:44:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29392Tony Edwards

Tonguekeys

13/02/19 12:33:12

 
Molly R Vote score: 891Molly R

Monkey see, monkey do

13/02/19 12:25:52

 
Mark England Vote score: 14891Mark England

"Ere, Frank. Remember that time when we went to Gibraltar and those monkeys ran off wiv me make up bag?" giggled Pat Butcher

13/02/19 12:23:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29392Tony Edwards

The Cock of Gibraltar.

13/02/19 12:22:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8231Vanessa the Guesser

"Eww, have you been blowing bubbles again?"

13/02/19 12:13:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4251Dave Bryan

Monkey nuzzle

13/02/19 12:13:04

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3014Funny Bean

"Get off me you vervet!"

13/02/19 12:09:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4251Dave Bryan

''I'm sorry, I've got another headache.''

''Are you trying to make a monkey out of me?''

13/02/19 12:07:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5699Chris Keegan

♪ The Things We Do Fur Love ♪

13/02/19 12:04:39

 
Mark England Vote score: 14891Mark England

🎵 Do, do, do the funky gobbon 🎵

13/02/19 12:04:32

 
stone face Vote score: 4253stone face

Monkey wench.

13/02/19 12:03:13

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19026John Glover

Mumbling: "I told you it was superglue, so now we are stuck with each other."

13/02/19 12:03:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4251Dave Bryan

He groomed her on vine.

13/02/19 12:02:53

 
Dot Old Vote score: 496Dot Old

"Think it's about time we stopped monkeying around and made lurve."

13/02/19 12:01:15

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2680The Wolf

Spawn of the Planet of the Apes

13/02/19 12:00:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35941Welsh Rarebit

"I hope the missus doesn't catch us or she'll go ape"

13/02/19 12:00:04

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2680The Wolf

Pri mates

13/02/19 12:00:04

 
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