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The cruise was all going well until they told us we were having a stopover in South Africa.
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Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 828Ellen Duncalf

The cruise was all going well until they told us we were having a stopover in South Africa.

15/02/21 13:03:26

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2789Mark Wilson

Dave's stretch limo canoe hire business was going well

15/02/21 14:32:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14731Vanessa the Guesser

Government announces plans to forcibly remove and relocate unimaginative captioneers.

15/02/21 12:00:53

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You're gonna need a bigger boat  --Mark Wilson
The Wolf Vote score: 11782The Wolf

"Right, I've called The King's Arms on The Isle of Man and ordered twenty pints of Stella. LET'S GO"

15/02/21 12:33:19

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That's a long haul from New Zealand... --Molly R
Tony S Vote score: 1402Tony S

Gerry was the pacemaker in their bid to race the Ferry across the Mersey.

15/02/21 12:40:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15600Stephen Bean

"Get a boom!"

15/02/21 12:00:07

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

"Pull hard lads. We need to get these perishable fruits to Northern Ireland before Arlene Foster goes completely batshit."

15/02/21 14:24:52

 
Tony S Vote score: 1402Tony S

Oxford put in a complaint that Cambridge had used too many members in their boat race team.

15/02/21 12:37:34

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

"Not far to Shit Creek now."

15/02/21 12:28:05

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"... prepare to ditch your paddles." --James Lennox
Tony S Vote score: 1402Tony S

I entered the flat earth society into the annual round the world paddle race just to tip them over the edge.

15/02/21 12:27:49

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23988Michael Winner

July 2021, and unscrupulous people traffickers smuggle refugees and economic migrants out of England to the continent.

15/02/21 12:24:19

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23988Michael Winner

The one-and-only performance of the Felixstowe Amateur Players musical version of Titanic.

15/02/21 12:22:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15600Stephen Bean

"Sit the f-ck down Dave. This is a canoe not a gondola."

15/02/21 12:00:25

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 534Fozzgog B.

The Black Lace tribute band thought they had a captive audience on the cruise ship. They thought wrong.

15/02/21 21:59:52

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 386Mauris Iocus

Maori warriors invasion force finally reach Old Blighty, but are so knackered, having set out in 1860... they just get on the dole.

15/02/21 20:33:58

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 292Peter Houle

Different Strokes

15/02/21 19:44:12

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8061James Lennox

Finally, a picture from my home country, for which I can write a dazzling caption full of local knowledge and flavour, and it gets posted at 1am my time when I'm sound asleep in bed. Bloody typical ... Anon.

15/02/21 19:20:24

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3452Scrijjy Doo

Who knew Bristol had their own navy?

15/02/21 18:49:22

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7433Vivvy En

It was some while later when the team realized that in order to move they had to put their oars in the water

15/02/21 15:27:07

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1103alexandra ball

Stroke, stroke, we are, no I mean Tom's having a stroke!!

15/02/21 14:40:01

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2789Mark Wilson

N2CJ, your half hours up, come back in

15/02/21 14:39:29

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 386Mauris Iocus

Churchill 2021

"We shan't fight on the seas, we'll sign their benefits on the beaches, and in the streets. We shall never recover."

15/02/21 14:10:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10350Chris Keegan

I'm not keen on boating holidays, after a while they just seem to drag on.

15/02/21 13:28:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33733Tony Edwards

The cox demands more stokes.

15/02/21 13:03:47

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7796Glyn Evans

"We won the race guys, but it's time we stopped rowing because we're no longer on the river anymore"

15/02/21 12:41:46

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

Well the marriage counselor suggested we join the local boating club. But it was no good. We were always rowing.

15/02/21 12:23:29

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

"Shut up and row Doreen! It was either sneak back in this way, or do ten days in the quarantine hotel."

15/02/21 12:19:43

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11449Mr Dome

The whole crew were wondering if they would get their coxswain

15/02/21 12:07:35

 
Molly R Vote score: 2639Molly R

"We'll easily win this race, that lot are in quarantine for Covid."

15/02/21 12:00:26

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

"Ok, Everyone. I think it's time to admit we need a tug."

"Jeez, Phil! While that may raise morale, it's hardly the time or the place!"

15/02/21 12:00:18

 
Leeds Baggie Vote score: 30Leeds Baggie

Poor working and safety conditions on the ship, forced the union rep' Dave to call a strike. A lot of the crew didn't believe this was a better situation.

16/02/21 16:50:01

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 123Endeavour 2 Persevere

That's a good picture. What channel is it on?

15/02/21 21:34:41

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11707Neil Mackenzie

Dave got duped, he only wanted a paddle in the sea.

15/02/21 18:23:15

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 938Charles Gilbert

"Hitting the shipping lanes in a canoe?...
...well y'know that's a paddlin."

15/02/21 17:07:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15600Stephen Bean

The first of 5 million migrants with a UK passport arrive from Hong Kong.

15/02/21 12:21:49

 
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