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Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

"No, John, i'm not happy, we're slowly drifting apart"

29/07/17 11:19:49

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6494C CaMel

'It's over, and I'm keeping the ring!'

29/07/17 17:00:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21102John Glover

"Wait Simon, wait, right here it comes, watch. When I fart this little baby suddenly travels at a hectic pace."

29/07/17 13:37:42

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32894Tony Edwards

Honeymoaner

29/07/17 11:32:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32894Tony Edwards

♪ Browned-off Girl in the Ring ♪

29/07/17 11:16:55

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1724Ross Davidson

Bondi bitch.

29/07/17 12:15:46

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23532Michael Winner

Now THAT'S a haemorrhoid cushion.

29/07/17 11:29:52

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6494C CaMel

"With this ring, I thee wet"

29/07/17 16:58:55

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"Don't come near me while my nails are drying!"

29/07/17 16:29:06

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10543Mr Dome

Here we meet Sharon and Dave. The typical married British holidaymakers flying to Spain to enjoy some quality time together away from the hassles of daily life. But Dave misses his X-Box and Sharon misses her friends and Prosecco, making them a right pair of miserable twats.

PROUD!! TO BE BRITISH

29/07/17 15:34:09

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2868GeeDee

I thought you said this water was safe I feel something nibbling my asshole

29/07/17 14:26:19

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''Just because I happen to be singing 'Three times a lady,' there's really no need to follow through with the actions you know.''

29/07/17 14:16:39

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13623Vanessa the Guesser

"Would you like another whine darling?"

29/07/17 12:08:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"You're gonna need a bigger float"

29/07/17 11:00:12

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Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

John was disappointed that the seas were too calm for windsurfing, his marriage however seemed to be in choppier waters.

30/07/17 6:29:21

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

"No John, I'm using the ring, why don't you sit on that blow up doll I found at the back of the wardrobe you pervert"

30/07/17 6:27:41

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6494C CaMel

Surfer waits for bigger wave

29/07/17 17:10:58

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10543Mr Dome

Misery II

29/07/17 15:26:29

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1724Ross Davidson

Taylor drift.

29/07/17 12:43:26

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

James Bondi with Pussy Gallstones.

29/07/17 12:30:10

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6752Vivvy En

The moment just before Dave could no longer resist dunking the donut

29/07/17 12:27:03

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Lesbian Janice finds out the bathing area is ringed by buoys.

29/07/17 12:23:31

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

But darling, I only said they might not have a ring big enough for you to sit in.


(Nod to Sat 12:00:12)

29/07/17 12:20:36

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2868GeeDee

News Flash! Kate Moss Spotted without Cigarette in hand

29/07/17 12:05:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32894Tony Edwards

Hi! maintenance

29/07/17 11:57:49

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Despite Dave's advances being above board, Patsy deClined.

29/07/17 11:55:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32894Tony Edwards

**** offhand

29/07/17 11:27:01

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

♪ She Drives Me Crazy ♪

29/07/17 11:23:21

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23362Ian Skelding

An oranged marriage

29/07/17 11:18:05

 
Martin Daniels Vote score: 52Martin Daniels

a inflatable and a asprin does not count as a floating holiday on the med cheapskate

29/07/17 11:10:43

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13623Vanessa the Guesser

Maria wondered who the hell the weirdo in the orange shirt was.

29/07/17 11:05:05

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1724Ross Davidson

Ring of hire.

29/07/17 11:02:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32894Tony Edwards

"Talk to the hand."

29/07/17 11:01:21

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11220Neil Mackenzie

John was bemused, his girl friend was hot but kind a cool at the same time.

29/07/17 11:00:11

 
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