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Greg Curtis Vote score: 6257Greg Curtis

"After a 10-mile chase, he was finally captioned."

10/10/16 7:23:34

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2443Steve Davies

'The long arm of the law' was not a phrase Dave wanted to hear before a rectal examination.

10/10/16 7:15:20

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2443Steve Davies

"New gloves, what happened to your last pair"?
"Rectum".

10/10/16 7:19:44

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Is this pump action, sir?"

10/10/16 9:28:45

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20018John Llamas

"We received reports of an offensive weapon ... well Winston, I wanna be the first to congratulate you, it's a beaut."

10/10/16 7:28:20

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

"He's unarmed, handcuffed, and compliant ... let's shoot him to make sure we are safe"'

10/10/16 8:10:06

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

About to Probe for contraband up the Hershey Highway.

10/10/16 16:30:13

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

This ain't my day. First I get arrested and then pigeons crap all over me.

10/10/16 14:35:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Sir, I am arresting you for Dandruffous Driving."

10/10/16 7:56:11

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13603Vanessa the Guesser

"To be honest I thought it was Colonel Mustard with the rope in the conservatory".

10/10/16 7:38:40

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7235Hercules Rockefeller

"Oh, crap. Those are my S&M handcuffs. Don't have a key for those, I'm afraid."

10/10/16 7:16:05

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15400Dan Nicholls

"You know, Arial will get this cleaner than clean son. Unlike your record."

10/10/16 7:14:42

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13603Vanessa the Guesser

He'd see a lot more sheriff's badges where he was going

10/10/16 7:14:10

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20018John Llamas

"OK Mr Wright ........... here are the items found from your full cavity search ; one surfer necklace, one gents wristwatch ......... "

10/10/16 7:09:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23343Ian Skelding

"Here's the old rope, now give me the money."

10/10/16 7:07:50

 
Andrea  Hickling Vote score: 817Andrea Hickling

A Touch of Cloth

10/10/16 7:07:18

 
Andrea  Hickling Vote score: 817Andrea Hickling

WPC Lacy took down Dave’s particulars.

10/10/16 7:04:19

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6735Vivvy En

He was arrested for carrying excessive dandruff

10/10/16 7:03:39

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10532Mr Dome

A white dude a fat bird caught him. Ffs whatever

10/10/16 19:44:45

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Caught transporting Gerbils across State line.

10/10/16 15:47:56

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

'I shot up the sheriff ?'

10/10/16 12:56:41

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6257Greg Curtis

"Yo, th'AIN'T NOBODY likin' me......'cept photographahs."

10/10/16 11:03:40

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21098John Glover

"Man, that's the biggest, ugliest one I've ever seen, what do you do with it afterwards, wring it out?"

10/10/16 10:41:21

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Nah we got this one wrong officer Trudy.

Well it looked like a gun in his pocket, and he didn't look pleased to see me!

10/10/16 10:24:18

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Please officer

10/10/16 10:09:38

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

The two officers weren't used to handling a notorious gang member.

10/10/16 8:59:19

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Yes, I'm the Sheriff, and NO, you are NOT Robin Hood.

10/10/16 8:46:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Cuff love is what's needed for youngsters these days.

10/10/16 7:54:35

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Copping a grope? No, groping a cop.

10/10/16 7:46:06

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

I don't know what came over me. Actually...

10/10/16 7:45:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32875Tony Edwards

"Cocaine on your t-shirt, a necklace of pills, you are going down for a long time, son."

10/10/16 7:35:00

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20018John Llamas

Caption me gramma police closing in on colon abuse.

10/10/16 7:31:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32875Tony Edwards

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the station, Bro."

10/10/16 7:30:29

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2443Steve Davies

"So according to you the women in the back of the white van dressed as sexy rabbits are your bosses property "?

10/10/16 7:24:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32875Tony Edwards

"We are arresting you for being a black man driving a white van."

10/10/16 7:15:51

 
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