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Its amazing how a single birth defect can damage your prospective career as an Olympic freestyle swimmer.
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The Wolf Vote score: 8852The Wolf

It's amazing how a single birth defect can damage your prospective career as an Olympic freestyle swimmer.

13/01/20 20:00:19

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His career options were limited so he became a model like his mum, Twiggy. --Karyn Harrison
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12350Stephen Bean

"I told you to clean out the soil from under your fingernails."

13/01/20 20:00:47

 3
This is better than 20.00.11. The pun spoils a really good joke. --Dave Bryan
James Lennox Vote score: 6388James Lennox

Edward Chrysanthemumhands was rubbish.

13/01/20 20:44:00

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1992Mark Wilson

I arm Groot.

13/01/20 20:12:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The Darling Buds of Ray

13/01/20 20:00:06

 
stone face Vote score: 8226stone face

Flowery Tree Hand ..The worst X-Men character ever.

13/01/20 21:17:16

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 662Charles Gilbert

Ooh ooh I know this one. Is it... Orlando Bloom?

14/01/20 1:25:12

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 662Charles Gilbert

The Right To Pear Arms.

14/01/20 0:43:31

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1900Willie Johnson

"Any day you're above ground is a good..."
We might have to rethink that saying.

13/01/20 21:25:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''Roses grow on you.''

13/01/20 20:06:58

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Now that's a guy who shrubs up well.

13/01/20 20:04:12

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11089Neil Mackenzie

I told yew to clean your fingernails.

13/01/20 20:00:11

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I think this works well enough without the pun. --James Lennox
Lynne A Vote score: 44Lynne A

Adam decided it was time he started to branch out.

14/01/20 20:37:50

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

Woody Alan.

14/01/20 17:43:28

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 622Barrie Bullock

Stop lying around all day Treevor.

14/01/20 13:58:52

 
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

Rooted to the spot

14/01/20 11:00:29

 
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

At one with nature

14/01/20 10:05:31

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1900Willie Johnson

It's amazing how a single birth defect can damage your prospective career as a flowering shade tree.


Nod to Mon 20:00:19

14/01/20 6:48:49

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 662Charles Gilbert

A bird in, the bush is worth three in the hand?...

14/01/20 1:24:02

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 662Charles Gilbert

Do you want Ents? Because that's how you get Ents.

14/01/20 1:22:11

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 662Charles Gilbert

What exactly did you tell Bobby about the birds and the bees anyway?

14/01/20 1:21:00

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 662Charles Gilbert

Now That's a green thumb...

14/01/20 1:17:50

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Hand grown flowers.

14/01/20 0:50:16

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 662Charles Gilbert

What?! You said you wanted to be branch manager...

14/01/20 0:44:47

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10298Mr Dome

Ash?

13/01/20 23:27:27

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6213Greg Curtis

Reposeys

13/01/20 23:25:47

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2774Scrijjy Doo

Bough Out Gracefully

13/01/20 23:19:22

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1992Mark Wilson

Gok Wan accused of cheating on latest episode of How To Look Good Naked.

13/01/20 22:51:18

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5084Karyn Harrison

"Perrier! Perrier!"

13/01/20 20:41:23

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Self-pollination

13/01/20 20:40:22

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You'll go blind. --Willie Johnson
Mark England Vote score: 17420Mark England

Graeme Garden

13/01/20 20:37:00

 1
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23103Ian Skelding

Birchday suit

13/01/20 20:36:37

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1900Willie Johnson

He makes his own fertilizer.

13/01/20 20:35:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5084Karyn Harrison

Beauty is in the thigh of the tree holder.

13/01/20 20:28:53

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32676Tony Edwards

Adam's obsession with gardening stems from his green fingers.

13/01/20 20:28:04

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20965John Glover

"I told him he was drinking too much Rose Hip Syrup."

13/01/20 20:24:10

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4552Stu Dent

George Bush

13/01/20 20:13:48

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O-bough-ma --Willie Johnson
James Lennox Vote score: 6388James Lennox

Robert Plant? I loved him in Led Zeppelin, but not so much when he branched out on his own.

13/01/20 20:11:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

I wouldn't be surprised if he's also got a Sexually Transmitted Dutch Elm Disease.

13/01/20 20:09:48

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15347Dan Nicholls

Joe Root

13/01/20 20:07:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10298Mr Dome

I thought a limb was a branch from the trunk

13/01/20 20:03:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

HomosapIan

13/01/20 20:01:44

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I don't recommend 'Trees-are-me' shampoo"

13/01/20 20:00:19

 
Molly R Vote score: 2168Molly R

Oh sure, I have one very pretty arm - but just imagine what it's like to try and pick your nose.

13/01/20 20:00:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13302Vanessa the Guesser

Going back to nature

13/01/20 23:44:24

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9491Chris Keegan

Blooming Dale.

13/01/20 22:07:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9491Chris Keegan

You say it started with having green fingers..

13/01/20 21:07:42

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6522Vivvy En

Naked dry stone walling is a growing art form

13/01/20 20:56:31

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11712 Smuldo

Son Flowers.

13/01/20 20:52:44

 
stone face Vote score: 8226stone face

"What's up, Blossom?"

13/01/20 20:46:17

 
stone face Vote score: 8226stone face

"Morne Prinsloo photography... am sorry to say , but your photos are absolutely crap, and am out."

13/01/20 20:41:45

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20965John Glover

Michael York.

13/01/20 20:34:41

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20965John Glover

xxx

13/01/20 20:34:39

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9491Chris Keegan

"Yes Patrick, how can I help you"
- "Well doctor, I seem to have a growth on my arm"
- "Mmmm, I see, take this prescription to Boots, there's bound to be a branch near you"

13/01/20 20:24:13

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6388James Lennox

There are easier ways to make a family tree.

13/01/20 20:23:45

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1206Dot Old

Tree hunk

13/01/20 20:11:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13302Vanessa the Guesser

Don't shoot the messenger

13/01/20 20:08:52

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10298Mr Dome

He's my blossom buddy

13/01/20 20:05:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12350Stephen Bean

Rare. Found only in armoretums.

13/01/20 20:05:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32676Tony Edwards

Tree hugger

13/01/20 20:04:45

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6522Vivvy En

Bloomin' poseur

13/01/20 20:03:31

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5084Karyn Harrison

Bare roots

13/01/20 20:03:06

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1206Dot Old

Adam Plant

13/01/20 20:02:49

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5084Karyn Harrison

Prince Harry's dreams had been a tad symbolic of late.

13/01/20 20:02:21

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4115Crunchy Chords

Gay bigotree

13/01/20 20:01:20

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Peach Blossom

13/01/20 20:01:14

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

I didn't like it at first, but it grows on you

13/01/20 20:00:41

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Branch of the armed forces

13/01/20 20:00:14

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4115Crunchy Chords

Arm-is-sticks Day

13/01/20 20:00:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12350Stephen Bean

Bough and marrow

13/01/20 20:00:10

 
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