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Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Man: "Have you ever pulled a wheelie on a scooter?"
Woman: "No, but I can reach round and give it a go if you like?"

05/05/17 14:48:16

Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Giving Heather McCartney a lift was never straightforward ...

05/05/17 11:43:39

I think it's probably time we stopped with all the joking now we've made as many comments as that famous bingo number. What's that call again...legs.....oh. How ironic --Mr Dome
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33193Tony Edwards

"I vunt you to vespa sveet nuthings in my eur."

05/05/17 11:17:36

Paul Reeve Vote score: 5806Paul Reeve

"Right hold on tight this time Shirley, I don't want to have to go round the block to pick you up again."

05/05/17 12:19:54

Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

There was nothing Derek liked more than showing his mannequin the sights on a Friday night.

05/05/17 11:39:38

Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

"wow, Dave, how did you overtake him so many times on this?"
"well... My braces got caught in his door at the last petrol station"

05/05/17 11:06:39

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11389Neil Mackenzie

Wait till I get you back to my place.
No I want to go home now.
What you were gagging for it when I picked you up.
Yes but that was before I came 27 times sitting on top of the engine.

05/05/17 22:22:31

Gf j Vote score: 486Gf j

Kevin dressed up his blow up doll to take to work, he was anxious to prove to his colleagues that it really was full...(eww)

05/05/17 21:07:39

Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

-Why are you so worried about this New York taxi?
-Because this is Sydney.

05/05/17 11:36:27

Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3326Stephen Paterson

"Yeah, you're right enough Dear, he does look kind of short for a Centre Back".

05/05/17 11:22:49

Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

"A pillion love songs later..."

05/05/17 11:02:58

Adrian C Vote score: 30Adrian C

A millennial biker gang crime wave wreaks havoc across New York with irony, inappropriate selfies, and incessant bitching up 80%.

05/05/17 19:42:58

C CaMel Vote score: 6773C CaMel

"Deliveroo for Hannibal Lecter?"

05/05/17 17:47:17

Mr Dome Vote score: 10892Mr Dome

Eddie the Eagle Kneagle

05/05/17 16:06:50

Vivvy En Vote score: 7025Vivvy En

Greg - "Everything okay back there, Princess?"
Audrey - "I'm having a simply divine holiday, darling."

05/05/17 15:44:10

Ian Skelding Vote score: 23668Ian Skelding

Julie went everywhere with Jim, even after she died.

05/05/17 14:59:07

Vivvy En Vote score: 7025Vivvy En

Phil - "Fancy re-enacting the alley scene from Quadrophenia?"
Leslie - "Pull over at the next bus stop, Phil."

05/05/17 14:50:12

GeeDee Vote score: 2871GeeDee

Relax Dear,people will think your a Mannequin!

05/05/17 14:16:27

Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

Don't mope ed, it may not be a Harley but it gets you from a to b.

05/05/17 12:11:12

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13954Vanessa the Guesser

Graham was particularly fond of showing off his shiny helmet.

05/05/17 12:02:25

John Llamas Vote score: 20053John Llamas

"Ere, is that you Pauline? ....... how long you been sitting there? ...."

05/05/17 11:52:24

Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Your new Vespa is very nice, dear," said Anita, "But when I said get a Vesta while you're out, I meant a chow mein or a curry."

05/05/17 11:33:54

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Did you remember to bring the 'Studded Easy Riders with you Steve?"

05/05/17 11:00:23

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Shuns of Anarchy

05/05/17 11:00:14

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

With yet another ugly bird on the back of his scooter, no wonder he was called Vesparate Dan.

05/05/17 11:00:06

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