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The side of Mary Berry that the public dont see
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Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

The side of Mary Berry that the public don't see

10/05/16 19:18:59

 
Mark England Vote score: 17472Mark England

"So, Gordon Ramsey. Who would you say has been the biggest influence in your life?"
"My Mother"

10/05/16 19:24:25

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

Your life could be over in a Flash.

10/05/16 20:01:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

Lost-it Notes.

10/05/16 19:01:50

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10523Mr Dome

Without wanting to appear pedantic, would it not have been better to use 'get it diirty' vs ''mess it up' as 'cleaning' would imply it was dirty, whereas 'mess' would more mean clutter or untidy. Alternatively she could have said 'I spent 1.5 hours tidying the kitchen'.and then continued to use 'mess' in that context

11/05/16 4:54:07

 
Jochre Naribe Vote score: 219Jochre Naribe

Counter argument.

11/05/16 6:49:33

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"...with my razor-sharp wit."

10/05/16 21:23:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32862Tony Edwards

Cut and baste

10/05/16 19:36:41

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

She's quite the motivational speaker.

10/05/16 19:12:31

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10523Mr Dome

It was time of the month agsin - the warning signs were quite clear

11/05/16 4:21:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21093John Glover

Bloodletter.

10/05/16 22:25:49

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15400Dan Nicholls

Then why did you leave your knickers on the counter? Mr Muscle to blame is he?

10/05/16 20:20:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32862Tony Edwards

"If you cut me you will have to spend another 1.5 hours cleaning this kitchen."

10/05/16 20:00:41

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

Death on the tiles

10/05/16 19:58:34

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Cutnote

10/05/16 19:22:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23338Ian Skelding

Blood, threat and tears.

10/05/16 19:14:55

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

Cutting remarks.

10/05/16 19:01:05

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Just tell me it's that time of the month.

11/05/16 12:42:49

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11200Neil Mackenzie

Mum honest I didn't see your note until after I'd had breakfast. I know I dropped an egg on the floor and I had the gas too high so the fat has splashed all over the hob. But think. If you cut me with that carving knife the blood will go every where.
For once in your life you're right what was I thinking?
Mum what are you doing with that length of clothes line?
I'm going to strangle you.

11/05/16 5:50:13

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"Ordering take-out for the rest of the month.!"

10/05/16 21:02:37

 
Henry Dixon Vote score: 751Henry Dixon

"..F...ing Hell,..Bloody Mary ! You will be f...ing toast if you batter the f...ing car!..a..f...ing gain !". Gordon ♥

10/05/16 20:14:19

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

Oh hell! Better wash the dog in the lounge then.

10/05/16 20:06:05

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7231Hercules Rockefeller

The Mommy Dearest reboot was a tremendous disappointment.

10/05/16 19:53:43

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21093John Glover

Then they'll be bleeding sorry.

10/05/16 19:25:55

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32862Tony Edwards

Cut and died

10/05/16 19:05:23

 
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