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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4653Karyn Harrison

We've tried removing it but blackheads are a bugger to get rid of.

12/09/19 12:01:45

 
stone face Vote score: 7637stone face

My bank's gone bust..

12/09/19 13:39:52

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

"Hello, I have a letter here for the head of 35 Bank Street. Is that you?"
"No, not me mate, I'm security. You want the third floor, and don't forget to sign in at reception"

12/09/19 12:00:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9765Dave Bryan

''I'm sorry, Salome, it was too big to fit on a plate.''

12/09/19 12:25:09

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 682Generic RedHead

Does anyone know any bodybuilders​?

12/09/19 17:49:10

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1474Karen Oakenfull

Museum commemorates legendary Native American Indians.
Famous last words:
“Stage coach approaching.”
- Chief Big Cloud

12/09/19 13:44:12

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In addition, Tonto put his ear to the ground in the middle of an empty plain and said 'Buffalo come', the Lone Ranger looked around and could see no buffalo anywhere and said 'How do you know??', to which Tonto replied 'Face sticky'' --Mr Dome
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10694Neil Mackenzie

All he said was he still wanted Brexit to Konnie Huq.

12/09/19 17:30:16

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Heads will roll for this. Well, when I say 'heads'... And it would need someone pretty strong... And I suppose they'd want paying and that would make it a bank roll, but then who wants to eat a roll with a bank in it when they could have ham? Or cheese? Or lettuce? Or...

12/09/19 14:47:31

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4003Stu Dent

Head of company seeks somebody to merge with

12/09/19 12:36:07

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5963Vivvy En

Head of Stationary

12/09/19 14:49:56

 
D C Vote score: 2689D C

"Oh you shouldn't have, Connor McLeod. I wonder what it could be. I can't wait to unwrap it."

12/09/19 14:21:27

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4003Stu Dent

When a up and coming Shampoo company wanted to name a new brand of dandruff Shampoo the answers was staring them in the face. And so was launched, Skull on a block Shampoo.

12/09/19 12:45:43

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8920Chris Keegan

“For God’s sake, when I said bring the full statue in head first!.......”

12/09/19 12:12:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9676Mr Dome

Headquarters of the Red Indian Hunting society

12/09/19 12:04:27

 
Peter Watts Vote score: 37Peter Watts

I had a gorgeous body. I think it’s in the louvre !!

18/09/19 19:08:49

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 956Sam Cass

"Down with the Bloody Big Head!"

13/09/19 1:13:00

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2279Scrijjy Doo

"Race Relations in the USA"

12/09/19 22:09:19

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5963Vivvy En

"Can you hear something in this box...is there any body in there?"

12/09/19 16:55:19

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Any way you slice it-I just can't seem to get a head.

12/09/19 16:52:21

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 515Charles Gilbert

Don't quit while you're ahead.

12/09/19 15:27:49

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14953Dan Nicholls

And she died of a blocked ear...

12/09/19 13:43:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22236Ian Skelding

"Who's that?"
"He's just a no body."

12/09/19 13:38:16

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2279Scrijjy Doo

It's Chip from the old block.

12/09/19 13:20:04

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 492Tiny Alien

Nah nah nah...yer gonna have to move that...I need the head space!

12/09/19 13:05:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31832Tony Edwards

Black Rod gets it in the neck.

12/09/19 12:58:04

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1495Willie Johnson

Keep your ear to the ground and nose to the grindstone. And never lose your head.

12/09/19 12:52:26

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 492Tiny Alien

That reminds me, must get the missus to get that spot on my back

12/09/19 12:41:49

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20580John Glover

Sleepy head.

12/09/19 12:40:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31832Tony Edwards

A warning to bankers that their head will be on the chopping block if there is another PPI scandal.

12/09/19 12:35:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9676Mr Dome

Bank of mummy

12/09/19 12:24:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31832Tony Edwards

The head onshow

12/09/19 12:16:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10187Stephen Bean

A head for business and no body for sin

12/09/19 12:11:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9765Dave Bryan

''It's Geronimo. When the white soldiers tricked him he lost his head.''

12/09/19 12:08:43

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22908Michael Winner

"Not now, Oddjob!"

12/09/19 12:08:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9765Dave Bryan

''This exhibit is not up to standard. Someone's head is going to roll.''

12/09/19 12:01:50

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8920Chris Keegan

“For pity’s sake Gordon! I didn’t say ON, I said make sure the head is INSIDE!”

12/09/19 12:01:29

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4653Karyn Harrison

It's a tête collection agency.

12/09/19 12:00:43

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10187Stephen Bean

"It's about time a banker put their head on the block."

12/09/19 12:00:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4653Karyn Harrison

Head office

12/09/19 12:00:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Rodin's The Clinker

12/09/19 12:00:17

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Unfortunately the statue didn't have a head for heights.

12/09/19 12:00:11

 
Molly R Vote score: 1777Molly R

I know I said "It's roundish, about *this* size, and probably no longer smiling" - but I never expected you to find it from that description!

12/09/19 12:00:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Decaption.me

12/09/19 12:00:05

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 10187Stephen Bean

Blockhead

12/09/19 12:00:04

 
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