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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look out of the right hand side of the plane, that's me waving with the parachute and walkie talkie."

27/04/15 13:56:58

lol

By this stage we reckoned the stunt pilot was just taking the piss.

27/04/15 11:20:19

The passengers also left a load of skid-marks.

27/04/15 11:00:16

Ladies and Gentlemen thank you for flying Dignitas Airlines.

27/04/15 11:38:16

"My God, we're not going to make the runway."
"Why, what is it?"
"It's a strip of ground along which planes take off and land but that's not important right now."

27/04/15 15:10:47

"Don't think we can land here captain, our scanner doesn't seem to recognise the bar code."

27/04/15 11:09:21

If at first you don't succeed fly fly again.

27/04/15 18:21:58

"Ladies and Gentlemen we're pleased to announce we have Boris Johnson on board today and we'll let him take control for a couple of minutes".

27/04/15 17:41:12

"Look on the bright side Mohammed."
"What bright side?"
"Seventy two virgins."

27/04/15 15:34:30

"That was close" thought the mouse, as he dived to avoid the roller skate.

27/04/15 14:54:01

The Pilot is being an aeronauty boy again.

27/04/15 13:26:48