Clown and out.

08/07/14 19:00:36

Earning a Krusty.

08/07/14 19:04:18

It could be worse fella - you could be the Brazillian goalkeeper.

08/07/14 20:59:01

Arrears of a Clown.

08/07/14 19:08:13

Jester short-term cash flow problem.

08/07/14 19:00:10

"Some bastard has nicked my hand buzzer"

08/07/14 19:17:40

Hobozo

08/07/14 19:04:40

Lendin' the Clowns

08/07/14 19:24:16

Change is as good as a jest.

08/07/14 19:01:09

Silly beggar.

08/07/14 19:05:28

Colourfool.

08/07/14 19:02:31

Not very Pennywise is he?

08/07/14 19:01:41

"Spare a few coppers for an ex-celebrity paedophile?"

08/07/14 19:00:14

Clown gives The Invisible Man a testicular cancer check.

08/07/14 19:08:27

"Hey ... is that you Fred"?

08/07/14 22:42:56

With money being tight Harry had to make do with any old hand me clowns.

08/07/14 19:24:07

Mr Jumble

08/07/14 19:05:33

T-IT.

08/07/14 19:00:16

Look I'm your agent and I think we need to change your name.
But what's wrong with my name, I got the idea off Cocoa the Clown.
Listen, Cocoa the Clown sounds all right, Horlicks the Clown sounds all wrong.

09/07/14 21:32:20

Lend me a smile please :(

09/07/14 5:45:26

Poor Midas the Clown - everything he touches turns into 5 to 10 with no chance of parole.

09/07/14 3:05:58

Even the clowns in Brazil couldn't raise a smile

08/07/14 21:50:20

John Major goes back to his roots.

08/07/14 19:33:22

The mime version of 'Hamlet'.

08/07/14 19:06:54

"My therapist says as a manic depressive, I should get out of the house, dress in some fun gear and soak up the sun. Mmmm...is that rain I feel?"

08/07/14 19:05:27

Penny for the funny guy.

08/07/14 19:03:41

Being a starving artist is no laughing matter.

08/07/14 19:02:45

Livingoffthe State Circus

08/07/14 19:00:20