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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Look, if I want an octopus sandwich, I'll have an octopus sandwich. OK?"

06/07/18 12:09:25

Mr Dome  Vote score: 10289Mr Dome

Do you have to take a dump whilst i’m eating?

07/07/18 7:16:26

Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Here's that sick squid I owe you.

06/07/18 19:25:52

Vivvy En Vote score: 6517Vivvy En

"Dave... Why d'ya suppose there's an angry, green giant coming towards us?"

06/07/18 15:57:07

Dave Bryan Vote score: 11823Dave Bryan

''How can you eat that crap? You never cease to a-maize me.''

06/07/18 13:57:38

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I told you that I saw an alien landing in your chips"

06/07/18 12:00:23

Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

She found his charade of "Octopussy" rather crude.

07/07/18 1:33:11

Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5039Kenny Ireland

"So is corn on the cob made from only from male swans?"

07/07/18 0:22:31

larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"I can't see your food, but I know it stinks."

06/07/18 20:59:50

Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

Hypocrite! What do you mean close my legs because it looks disgusting?

06/07/18 18:51:01

J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

"You and your vegetables; have you got any idea how badly they suffer? Why cant you just eat meat like the rest of us?"
"They suffer just the right amount, Rachel. They've been torturing children for years. Crime and punishment, sis."

06/07/18 18:42:29

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Tomorrow morning his boyfriend will have corn on the knob.

06/07/18 16:08:17

Walter Butler Vote score: 91Walter Butler

The new musical "Deaf, Dumb and Blind in Palestine" chronicles a young woman's attempt to corner the market in plastic piping.

06/07/18 15:55:10

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11080Neil Mackenzie

He never leaves any.

06/07/18 15:28:31

Paul Woolley Vote score: 3354Paul Woolley

The BBC3 version of Love Island was set round the back of B&Q in Croydon.

06/07/18 14:36:44

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Tony is all ears when Liz tells corny jokes.

06/07/18 14:26:49

Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Kernel Sander's Finest.

06/07/18 14:14:20

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13296Vanessa the Guesser

Picnicking at Guantanamo Bay

06/07/18 13:04:13

Ian Skelding Vote score: 23092Ian Skelding

"Tacos away from me."

06/07/18 12:55:01

Tony Edwards Vote score: 32669Tony Edwards

Maizie has a cob on over the way John eats his corn.

06/07/18 12:53:08

Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Lady thinks "F'Kernel, his breath is stinking!".

06/07/18 12:46:35

Tony Edwards Vote score: 32669Tony Edwards

Gone are the days when she would eat one end of the cob and I would eat the other.

06/07/18 12:41:06

Glyn Evans Vote score: 6997Glyn Evans

"Now, in your first lesson in self-defense with fresh fruit, I'm going to show you how to make a knuckle duster out of a banana skin..."

06/07/18 12:38:07

Mr Dome  Vote score: 10289Mr Dome

Lunch is almost over

06/07/18 12:33:54

John  Glover Vote score: 20950John Glover

"I said I'd take you OUT for lunch, I didn't say I was going to feed you."

06/07/18 12:23:57

John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"Ahhhhh …… now it makes sense, I thought you said you needed some kelp losing weight..."

06/07/18 12:21:16

Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"It's perfectly safe to eat so long as you remove the teeth and claws."

06/07/18 12:20:37

Dr Strangelove Vote score: 489Dr Strangelove

What, you don't like eating dried banana skins?

06/07/18 12:17:26

John  Glover Vote score: 20950John Glover

"I saw the chap who threw this in the bin, he looked clean and respectable. Do you want a bite or not?"

06/07/18 12:16:43

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15345Dan Nicholls

Thrifty shades of take-away.

06/07/18 12:05:32

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