super vote: ( left this week)
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Considering she had been a Tory all her life, the groom was surprised how quickly she went into Labour.
08/05/23 8:00:12
I do ⬜I don't ⬜
08/05/23 8:00:11
“I’ve to put my ex in a box.”
08/05/23 8:11:45
Just married and he was already in a booth with his X!
08/05/23 8:06:07
He doesn't care what she votes for as long as she's Liberal later tonight
08/05/23 8:05:04
''Who are you going to vote for?''''Meals on wheels. And you?''''Peeping Tom.''''I thought you usually voted for Ereptile dysfunction.''''He isn't standing.''
08/05/23 9:31:35, edited: 08/05/23 9:43:25
"I really don't think it's a euphemism Dave."
08/05/23 8:28:45
"How many do I get for this one, then?"Jim couldn't grasp the concept of 'votes for women'.
08/05/23 8:09:37, edited: 08/05/23 8:12:34
Everyone could see they were a devoted couple
08/05/23 8:50:17
Dave and his wife didn't believe in 'X' before marriage.
08/05/23 8:47:06, edited: 09/05/23 0:49:05
The Scot didn't care how long they'd been married, he just wanted his independence
08/05/23 8:11:25
"How do you plan on using your supervotes, love?"
08/05/23 8:08:48
From this day forth, John would always be outvoted.
08/05/23 8:01:05
Voting in the Donbas he wanted to be part of Russia and she wanted to be part of Ukraine, so all night long it was Putin in, Putin out, Putin in, Putin out……..
08/05/23 9:12:47
"You say you're going to spoil your ballot papers in protest today? But, why?""Because every single f*cker is called Dave."
08/05/23 8:00:19, edited: 08/05/23 12:36:26
"Who are you voting for?""Something blue."
08/05/23 8:00:17
Groom "I've never done it before"Bride "Just put in the slit"
08/05/23 10:16:01
It all started with a candi-date.
08/05/23 8:09:56
“No Dave, I didn’t say I expected an election on my wedding day!”
08/05/23 8:00:16
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