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The Wolf	Diary entry. 23.03.23 It's my second day of being a vegetarian. The hallucinations are getting worse and anywhere I know there's meat, I imagine it being a huge delicious burger and I want to eat it. Today was also my Nan's funeral which was horrible when the hearse arrived. 23/03/23 20:00:40	3 20
Given all the formaldehyde I'm actually picturing Nan as the pickle. --James Lennox
John Harrison	Quarter Pounder With Keys. 23/03/23 20:00:17	11

Mr Dome	Sorry Dave but there's a problem with your van. You need a new grill 23/03/23 21:51:54	6

Julia Kinsey	I always travel on the Subway 23/03/23 20:00:18	6

Dave Bryan	''This is the meal you ordered, sir.'' ''Where's the starter?'' 23/03/23 20:54:31	5

Scrijjy Doo	This car gives YOU the gas. 23/03/23 20:11:21, edited: 23/03/23 20:11:32	5

M Clarkie	Fast food 23/03/23 20:00:17	3

Stephen Bean	Burger van 23/03/23 20:00:10	3

Chris Keegan	"No, what I said was it's buggered, do what you can with it..." 23/03/23 20:37:07	2

Glyn Evans	Mac to the Future 23/03/23 20:19:05	2

stoneface1	Dave loved driving his novelty car in fact he used to relish it.. 23/03/23 20:13:39	2

Crunchy Chords	"Daddy, some day I want to travel around in that. I'm going to write about it in my diary." "We're just goats, son. The only way we'll be in that thing is if it's a goat burger. But go ahead and write in your Diary of a Wimpy kid." 23/03/23 20:09:13	1 2

KT A	Cow in the background: "Dan, is that you?" 23/03/23 20:00:41	2

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