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If at first you don't succeed...
25/05/23 8:53:18
"Dave! Dave! quick! I think I felt it's glasses move!"
25/05/23 7:47:25
''You bastards, I wanted a puppy for Christmas.''
25/05/23 7:24:45
Sperm Bank denies all links with Alan Carr.
25/05/23 7:56:36
''Is it on schedule, Chuck?''''You better ask my mum.''
25/05/23 8:19:11
"Remember Tommy, it's only ok for your mum to eat for two."
25/05/23 8:04:57
"And try not to drop this one on it's head at the seaside"
25/05/23 7:17:45
- CHEW CHEW! CHEW CHEW!!- No Timmy you can't have even more to eat!
25/05/23 7:15:17
Jerry has a one-track mind, just like his dad.
25/05/23 9:58:06
"Mum, Dad. Why is the photographer just wearing his underpants?"
25/05/23 7:35:17
“Do you think we should wait till at least week 4 before announcing it love”
25/05/23 7:13:32
According to the legend, a certain small town had an unusually high birth rate. This was allegedly caused by a freight train passing through the town and blowing its whistle, waking up all the residents. Since it was too late to go back to sleep and too early to get up, couples would have sex. This resulted in a mini-baby boom. [Wikipedia]I could have posted "Baby train" but hopefully the above was more informative.
25/05/23 7:12:59
"Mum has a pun in the oven."
25/05/23 7:00:33