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"I just spotted some ridiculous hare in the mirror" "Well wear a hat or get it cut, Donald"
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"I think I've had my drink spiked and I'm hallucinating, Melania, I'm sure of it"
"What makes you think that, Donald?"
"Well... You never had a wart on your cock before"






last comments (total: 2)

"Melania, I think I had my drink spiked and I started hallucinating so that's why I started repeating "Stop the Steal! Stop the Steal!" and then later I found out that they'd stormed the US Capitol building. I think the entire mob had had their drinks spiked too and they were hallucinating that the Democrats were holding hostage a giant pink Republican elephant in the US Capitol so they were trying to liberate it..."

09/05/22
8:53am

That's a better excuse, Glyn, than the one they ultimately came up with.

09/05/22
2:17pm

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