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Though unable to sweat cobs, Andrew did occasionally barf baguettes.
26/07/23 13:19:51
Gluten for punishment
26/07/23 13:01:51
"What are you complaining about? You said you were pain-sexual."
26/07/23 12:22:52
I thought you said we could spice up our sex life with a bit of roll play.
26/07/23 12:27:33
Marie Anne Baguette
26/07/23 12:11:14
Gaguette
26/07/23 12:10:02
Never ask an evil ice queen for a tongue sandwich.
26/07/23 12:48:25
Aethelbread the Bun ready
26/07/23 12:13:41, edited: 26/07/23 12:14:04
She loafs him so much
26/07/23 18:38:05
"He does."
26/07/23 17:12:26, edited: 27/07/23 1:09:10
As usual George VI spent the day struggling with his speech impediment.
26/07/23 13:02:51
Aristocrusty
26/07/23 12:56:45
Game of Scones
26/07/23 12:17:54
Prince Dave was so nervous on his wedding day everything he ate went right through him.
26/07/23 12:13:53
Bready is the head that wears the crown.
26/07/23 12:09:12
Everybody new Dave was inbred.
26/07/23 12:04:04
The King and Rye
26/07/23 12:00:31
A right Royal Pain in the neck.
26/07/23 18:13:49
"Pssst, Julie, have I got a bit of bread stuck in my teeth?"
26/07/23 12:52:21
She likes the dominant way but he prefers the subway.
26/07/23 12:29:31
Lesson learned. It's fine for your wife to say 'The bride's bum looks amazing in that dress', but it's not fine for you to repeat it.
26/07/23 12:23:07
Crusty The Crown
26/07/23 12:10:07, edited: 26/07/23 14:27:54
He was unable to rise to the occasion.
26/07/23 12:09:09
High born & bread.
26/07/23 12:07:43
Becoming king was a matter of loaf and death.
26/07/23 12:02:00