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Dave Bryan	''There's another one without a wristband. Tell Security to plug that gap under the fence.'' 03/05/22 8:08:39	7

Dan Nicholls	Look at that prick, hogging the slide 03/05/22 11:38:41	5

Neil Mackenzie	He was thrown out of the pool for popping other peoples lilos. 03/05/22 8:15:03	5

James Lennox	Hedgehogs are among the top 5% of animals that die from benign tumours, cancerous tumours, infectious diseases, and malnutrition ... So fuck it, enjoy yourself while you can. 03/05/22 8:12:45	1 5
Even hedgehogs have a fuck it list. --Karyn Harrison
Stephen Bean	Mrs Tiggy Winkle later sued the waterpark for damage to her spine. 03/05/22 8:00:43	5

Al Overy	BREAKING - St Tiggywinkles latest animal charity to receive Lottery payout. 03/05/22 8:00:10	4

Dave Bryan	''I don't care if your name is Sonic or Shitface. You're under one metre tall so you can't use the flumes.'' 03/05/22 8:33:40	3

Ian Skelding	Unfortunately for Harry there was a road between the Water Park and the Woods. 03/05/22 8:08:33	2

Stephen Bean	Sonic flume 03/05/22 8:07:26	2

Al Overy	Hogwoosh 03/05/22 8:00:17	2

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