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Vivvy En Vote score: 9800Vivvy En

"Here, do you want a slug?"
"NOOOOOOOO!"

21/03/22 12:24:47

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That might be the final snail in his coffin. --Al Overy
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28578Ian Skelding

Lack of funding for the NHS Burns Units was beginning to show.”

21/03/22 12:04:35

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 14040Mr Dome

'You are what you eat', said Cabbageman to Jacketpotatoman

21/03/22 14:34:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23893Stephen Bean

"How did the fire affect you Dave?"

"My face and hands were badly chard."

21/03/22 12:28:44

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17350Dan Nicholls

Salad dressing

21/03/22 12:04:19

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5336Scrijjy Doo

In Soviet Russia cabbage stuff YOU.

21/03/22 15:18:54

 
Mark England Vote score: 19841Mark England

These days, cannibals are more experimental with their food

21/03/22 12:47:30

 
Mark England Vote score: 19841Mark England

"Why do you put up with my strange ways?"

"Cos, I love you"

21/03/22 12:43:52

 
Dave E Vote score: 661Dave E

The recipe said cover with foil and serve with a head of lettuce

21/03/22 12:40:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17350Dan Nicholls

No Brexit, vote Romaine.

21/03/22 12:07:10

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6550Tosser Wivlov

It was eventually decided that lead offered the best protection from radiation.

21/03/22 20:27:55

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 2200Glad You Remember

"What're they doing?"
"'S a lad's weekend."

21/03/22 18:39:28

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9839Glyn Evans

"We're off to see the Wizard..."

"Not like that, you're not"

21/03/22 15:37:31

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1867alexandra ball

I'm not as green as I'm cabbage looking.

21/03/22 13:55:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17350Dan Nicholls

Lettuce admit defeat. Yep, foiled again.

21/03/22 12:03:44

 
Tony S Vote score: 5119Tony S

A word of warning Dave , Pete covered his face in clingfilm cutting off his oxygen and now he's a cabbage.

21/03/22 12:02:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28578Ian Skelding

Losers

21/03/22 12:01:49

 
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