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“Right, we’ve got the dirty laundry, has anyone got the Ariel yet?”
Sat 12:12:44
"I wouldn't get out of the car if I were you, Kate. That big one stood on the boot just sniffed your knickers and he looks pretty excited."
Sat 12:11:46
''Have you got this in blue?''
Sat 12:06:12
"Ok, who packed the banana scented condoms?"
Sat 12:01:08
Someone had to be the 1st car through the monkey enclosure after lockdown
Sat 22:56:48
🎵 In the jumble, the mighty jumble... 🎵
Sat 12:22:27
The Apes of Wrath
Sat 12:04:10
Oh no we're in big trouble now, here comes the clothes horse
Sat 13:18:31
They’ve got more sense than us. They’re leaving all the ripped jeans.
Sat 17:15:15
"Wash the sh*t off your car, Sir?""There's no sh*t on my car!""Hnneeeeeuuuaaaagh...""Oh, OK. How much do I owe you?"
Sat 13:05:56
"Jasper, grab that mirror. I want to check myself out in this Primark number."
Sat 12:52:49
"Good work lads, now grab the suitcase and let's get the alcohol for number 10's party."
Sat 12:45:51
"Perhaps you should have just gave them the £1 for washing the windscreen Dave"
Sat 12:13:20
"I begged her not to wear banana perfume. I BEGGED HER!"
Sat 23:39:08
Monkey Shines
Sat 23:07:48
Trooping the colours
Sat 13:06:49
David Attenborough Voiceover:''You will notice that some monkeys choose clothes whose colours go well together whereas others don't. This is due to natural selection.''
Sat 12:37:51
"Any Vivienne Westwood?"
Sat 12:12:32
Four-door Sudan
Sun 3:44:45
“That’s the last time I pay Lucy, Charlie Brown and Snoopy to clean the car.”
Sat 17:10:58
"How did you get that box open?""Pry mate"
Sat 16:25:02
Ah now new evidence has come to light on the theft it's an open and shut case
Sat 13:24:52
"Think you're that evolved? You're nothing without your rags and metal shell on wheels."
Sat 12:59:44
A Tribe Called Pest
Sat 12:50:03
"I told you not to laugh at that baboon's willy!"
Sat 12:35:49
''Hello mum, would you believe it? We've just got here and a load of thieving monkeys have stolen all our stuff.''''I told you not to go to Liverpool.''
Sat 12:14:55
Prymates
Sat 12:08:01
“Right guys. We have a job to do so let’s crack on. Abu, can you help me fold this dress please? Nice and neat so we can avoid creases. Marcel, Bingo, can you start sorting through the socks please? Matching pairs only to go in the suitcase.”The stressful experience of packing after a holiday can be avoided by hiring a group of well organised monkeys.
Sat 12:05:33
Stop monkeying around and get off!!
Sat 12:01:42
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