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“Right, we’ve got the dirty laundry, has anyone got the Ariel yet?”
15/01/22 12:12:44
"I wouldn't get out of the car if I were you, Kate. That big one stood on the boot just sniffed your knickers and he looks pretty excited."
15/01/22 12:11:46
''Have you got this in blue?''
15/01/22 12:06:12
"Ok, who packed the banana scented condoms?"
15/01/22 12:01:08
Someone had to be the 1st car through the monkey enclosure after lockdown
15/01/22 22:56:48
🎵 In the jumble, the mighty jumble... 🎵
15/01/22 12:22:27
The Apes of Wrath
15/01/22 12:04:10
Oh no we're in big trouble now, here comes the clothes horse
15/01/22 13:18:31
They’ve got more sense than us. They’re leaving all the ripped jeans.
15/01/22 17:15:15
"Wash the sh*t off your car, Sir?""There's no sh*t on my car!""Hnneeeeeuuuaaaagh...""Oh, OK. How much do I owe you?"
15/01/22 13:05:56
"Jasper, grab that mirror. I want to check myself out in this Primark number."
15/01/22 12:52:49
"Good work lads, now grab the suitcase and let's get the alcohol for number 10's party."
15/01/22 12:45:51
"Perhaps you should have just gave them the £1 for washing the windscreen Dave"
15/01/22 12:13:20
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